Dalthnock: Actually, it's Aeroplane quotes.

Of course you wouldn't know.

Dalthnock: Actually, it's Aeroplane quotes.

Of course you wouldn't know.

Dalthnock: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit thinking...

mechmouse: Fixed that for you.

So have you replaced your burglar alarm with a "Keep of the Grass" sign?

RWarehall:

hs1010: What a depressing world we live in, full of self-proclaimed sjws. Really sickening! “Protect all children! Prettyplease think about them! You monster!” Wow, what a load of rubbish!

Protect them? The sissies who complain all the time “This too hard, that too hard”, I beg your pardon! When I was a lad, when I lost a ballgame, I didn't get a “participation ribbon”, I didn't get dinner! “Winning is not everything, it is the only thing” my old man always said! Words of wisdom my friends, ballgames do matter, winners become glorious leader of men and losers get nothing, such is the circle of life! Complaining changes nothing, just get over it!
By the way here is a fun fact, I never lost a ballgame, just talking about a hypothetical situation, a “what if” scenario.

I also have the suspicion that the “unlucky to get caught by a predator” children are not native children, must be foreigners, possible illegal aliens! Native children are much smarter. Sooo typical, the parents clog our social systems, their children clog our toilets and of course, white knights in shining armor are actually defending this. All for facebook likes from some ugly feminists. Madness, I say!

We need glorious leader of men, not sissies who can't win a ballgame, there is only one solution! Let them play on the autobahn! The surviving boys will undoubtedly turn into glorious leader of men! Girls must play too, we need strong girls too! Let's be honest for a second, standing the whole day in the kitchen preparing food for your glorious husband is hard work and requires strong legs! So the autobahn is our only hope for saving our civilization!

But I can already hear your responses “I live in a county with no autobahn :-(“. Sigh, such an uncivilized country you live in. But here is the solution, build an autobahn. Preferably using child labor, much cheaper this way and character-building for the little rascals. Character-building and autobahn-building, that is a classic win-win situation if I ever saw one!
Then the children can play and the surviving boys will turn into glorious leader of men and the girls will become great cooks!

On a somewhat related note, let's not forget this is a gaming forum after all, hitting children on the autobahn reminds me of some kind of “reverse Frogger”, a beloved classic game. You control your car and instead of frogs there are children on the road, what a great concept! No matter who you are, or where you are from we've all found this forum, we got that in common, so we all agree gaming is fun! Everybody can play it could turn into some kind of national hobby.
Of course poor people, who don't own cars, or environmentalists will not play but don't get me started on those! Poor people and environmentalists, ughhh, I almost hate them as much as sjws!

Now I'm not a newbie on the internet, I know about the difficulties of detecting irony/sarcasm in the written word, so a few of you might ask me “Surely you can't be serious” so let me quickly respond to that.

I am serious and don't call me Shirley!