I really don't want to say this, but now I have to.
This game is so easy. I mean, all you have to do is hit the spacebar. That's it! How is this an RPG anyway? You can't control anything but what it says on the screen! What if i didn't want to buy the potion? What about quests? All you can upgrade is strength? There is no way you can loose to the boss at the end! This game is crap! It's not even an RPG at all! I mean look at it! In what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one button the entire time! Explain it to me! The other comments are all total lies! Is it supposed to be stick dudes? I don't even know how this damn game got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26!
People think this review is worthless.
Go ahead! Say it! I don't care! I'm just trying to make a point here!
Blame this piece of crap!!!!

P.S. The only reason i'm giving this a 1 is because the voices where pretty good. But that's it!

:-P

I did. Its (hint) trickier than it seems. ;-)

Stop it FFS! :o

Keep checking, i'm editing every few seconds lol.

I agree with IronStar

Maybe it's not obvious, but judging by the rest of the 'review', I'm quite sure the last part is supposed to be "Ban this piece of crap!!!!!"

Done :)

I really don't want to say this, but I feel I have to.

This game is far to easy in my opinion, literally all you do is constantly press the space bar, thats all there is to it!

How exactly is this an RPG anyway? You don't control anything as such but just do what it says on the screen! What if I don't want to buy the potion? What about quest availability? All you can upgrade is the characters strength? There is no way you can actually be beaten by the boss at the end of the game!

This game is terrible! I would not even go as far as saying it fits into the RPG category of games! In what way is this supposed to be an RPG? You can't do quests and missions, literally all you do is press one button the entire time! Feel free to explain this to me!

The original authors comments are complete total lies! Are the characters supposed to be stick men? I can't understand how this terrible game received the daily 3rd prize and a rating of 4.26!

Many people may think this review is entirely worthless.

Go ahead, say what you want! I personally don't care as I'm just trying to make a valid point here!

Destroy this piece of crap!!!!

P.S : The only reason I'm giving this a 1 is down to the voice work which in all fairness was pretty good, but thats it!




There you go, hows that for an edit!!!

That would be my final version of it. But really, my grammar-fu is far from being top-notch, so I really shouldn't be judging this. :-P

Hahahah, that's quite awesome... But you've opened yourself to the grammar ninjas' attack now. It's a neverending cycle of editing and correcting. :-P

As WOPR would say:

The only winning move is not to play.

How about a nice game of ninja codes? ;-)

LOL :P So... Do i get a cookie? :D

To all: Blam is the correct spelling, btw.

Blam is a term on the site that review is(probably) from.

Or a cake? :)

Let's see, how about this: I'll send a Desura key for Harvest: Massive Encounter to thespian, for being the fastest ninja (it can be a Steam key if you prefer it for sharing purpouses) and I'll random.org a Steam key for Ion Assault between the other grammar ninjas (gameon, Licurg, iainmet). I'd like to give something to everybody, but that's all I have at the moment.

You mind if i trade it/give it away if I win? I don't use Steam.

You don't have to include me in the giveaway, was just having a little fun flexing my grammar on that!

Instead of just going for spelling mistakes went over it with a fine tooth comb doing a rewrite!