I'm going to wait till Sunday before asking people to give a score.

During Doc's last big giveaway, there was a vote put up to return some of the characters that got eliminated during the first round back in. Everyone who made a character was invited to participate via by posting in the thread, so I would assume that it would be something similar.

Sprinting eagerly to his waiting car, Mr Whuffles, is the young waiter (19) Jean-Pierre. "Hon-hon-hon" reverberates around the circus tent as he squeezes in behind the wheel. He fondly compares his new ride to his beloved Microlino 2.0.

Having not originally been in the Big Top, (82) Wat appears behind Snookums when the car coughs and it sounds like it said his name.
Wat gives him a friendly pat on the bumper with a joy buzzer and gets knocked on his back when the car boot springs open in response. Wat dusts himself off and clambers in to the drivers seat awkwardly.

Mr Whuffles engine springs to life and he tootles along happily with a gaelic flair. Jean-Pierre is a little perplexed when 6 small birds fly down to hover above the car.
"Sacré bleu, how do I juggle that iz flying?" An ominous voice replies "Find a way".
The Frenchman clambers out of the car to frantically start hammering some wood he had placed on Mr Whuffles roof into 6 bird boxes. Reaching in through the drivers window occasionally to adjust the steering, he starts to juggle the bird boxes in the air.
Happily the little birds enter their new homes and tweet along as they go up and down.

Snookums follows with Wat driving when one by one 5 Martian Goblins drop from above. Wat shouts out to each as they approach, leaning out of the drivers window "Say my name!".
The first four call out "Wat!" and he teleports behind them to guide them safely to Snookums where he juggles them.
The fifth replies with "eh?" much to Wat's frustration. He shouts again, though this time in a strained voice as he struggles with the juggling, "Say my name!".
The remaining Goblin manages a "Dave?" before splatting into the ground below. His arms aching, Wat drops the remaining Goblins by their fallen comrade where they proceed to slurp up his remains.

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All in the crowd are filled with joy and serenity as (30) Lupo "The 1000 Faces" stands, sighing, and slowly trudges down to the waiting Snookums. As he gazes out over the audience, each of them sees a different face and are filled with happiness.
Lupo squeezes in behind the wheel with all the enthusiasm of a dead man walking.

Techno music blasting out, (86) GustaMojito dances towards Mr Whuffles who sways to the sound of the beat. He straps his dj deck to the car roof and prepares to party.

Lupo drives at a slow but steady pace barely bothering to look up at what will fall his way. A glint out of the corner of his eye gets his attention and he sees with horror four hand mirrors dropping towards him.
With a gulp he reaches out to grab them and start juggling them in the air. As he feared, the first three mirrors he tosses up show no face in their reflection.
The fourth however has him hit the brakes to stop Snookums and let the remaining mirrors smash on the ground. He stares in shock at his reflection in the mirror and clutches it to his chest. With trepidation he lifts the mirror to have another look. His own face that he has not seen in years looks back at him and his eyes fill with tears of joy.
He leaves his car where it is and slowly walks back to his seat hardly believing what has befallen him.

Mr Whuffles bounces along to the funky tunes as five vases fall from the sky. GustaMojito looks over his shades, smiles, and adjusts the volume on his dj deck.
The musical reverberations perfectly juggle the vases above it Gusta relaxes as much as he can in his cramped surroundings.
He swears though as a clown clutching a mirror walks absentmindedly in front of his car and has to brake hard to avoid hitting him.
The vases drop to the ground and smash to pieces much to party boys anger.

Both clowns return to their seats, one staring into a mirror, the other bopping his head with earphones in.

Yes, Doc is awesome. But gogtrial34987 beat you to the virtue signalling goal-line and was first and thus wins all the internets and half of the GoGs plus one phantom rubber ducky.

Impressive performance by Jean Pieggg. Really cool style, really cool accéânt, and he even managed to catch the birds without the aid of any baguette-made lures. Chapeau.

And good on Lupo too for finally seeing his face after such a long time and being joyful about it. Such an awesome display of positivity. I'm sure there's someone out there who could learn a thing or two from it (*Beatbox Grandma whistles a carefree tune from a dark recess within the circus tent*).

P.S:
I get that we're all enjoying Doc's creative writing, but there's no need to take the roleplaying so seriously, you know?

Lupo couldn't believe it. For the first time in years, he could see his face. But the most amazing thing was that he hadn't changed : it was the same face he had when he was a child and not the face of an adult ! Had time stopped ? Or was it another witchcraft to depress him even more ? No, it was a sign, a good one ! He knew it ! There was still hope and that motivated him to pass the tasks of the shadowy figure.

Hundreds of red balloons fill the circus tent as (17) Poundfoolish steps towards his car, Snookums. He stops to check his makeup with pride having modelled himself on Pennywise the dancing clown and the children in the audience cower in fear.

The young chou (21) Lei Tsan makes his way to Mr Whuffles when someone from the crowd calls out for a joke or amusing song. Lei Tsan turns to face them and gives a sad bow as he lacks the voice to grant their wish.

Poundfoolish stalls his car embarrassingly before picking up speed and squirting the closet people in the crowd with Snookums headlight water-sprayers.
Snarling from above signals the arrival of two Werewolves, murder in their eyes. Poundfoolish makes good use of the clutch and the accelerator to bump his car along keeping the ravenous beasts in the air as their clawed hands reach for the open windows to try to render him asunder.

Lei Tsan skilfully manoeuvres Mr Whuffles in and out of the crowd and other contestants enjoying the cramped confines of his vehicle.
Four different coloured flutes descend and Lei Tsan grabs a startled anthropomorphic hedgehog from the audience and sticks him behind the wheel. He climbs onto the car roof and sits cross-legged while juggling the flutes, intermittently putting them to his lips and marvelling at the wondrous tunes he can make them sing.

Both clowns return to their seats as men in plate armour with brooms shoo away the snarling Werewolves.

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(72) The Unskippable Cutscene (TUC) moves slowly to enter Snookums, his appearance to those watching changing angles every few seconds for artistic purposes. A caveman in the crowd pulls out all his hair in frustration at not being able to go straight to the action. When he runs out of his own hair, he starts pulling out the hair of the skinny little man next to him instead.

The crowd look around for the second clown but struggle to see (46) 00111111 so good is his camouflage. They are alerted to where he is when he springs into the air shooting flames from his forelimbs with an excited "Wuff!".
The startled Mr Whuffles toots out a puff of smoke.

(TUC) climbs into his car and starts to drive. Five crystal glasses fall from the sky but instead of seeing how well (TUC) will juggle them, the audience's minds instead view Snookums making his way along a winding mountain road. (TUC)
looks in the wing mirror, luxurious hair blown back by the wind and his shirt unbuttoned to his navel.
Their minds views pan back to a black car following, sinister figures inside. Audience members frantically shake their heads and punch themselves in the face to try to make the cutscene end but all to no avail.
A distant meow sounds and to eveyone's relief some tiny paws have trampled on ALT-F4 freeing them from their inner purgatory.

00111111 gives himself a shake, covering Mr Whuffles in slime before entering the vehicle. He looks around, tail wagging, and says "Wuff, wuff, aroooo!" before sticking a clock that he himself made to the inside of the windscreen.
00111111 gazes at it with pride.
A large bone falls from above and 00111111 springs up with amazing agility to catch it, taking it to a nearby planet in one mighty leap where he can gnaw on it in peace.
Mr Whuffles is stationary, slime dripping from his paintwork.

The Unskippable Cutscene (TUC) has returned to his seat. 00111111 will return when he has finished with his bone.

Lei Tsan is speechless.

Ba dum tss!

Vibrant! Looking forward to more clown shows.

00111111 always forgets that its claws are not ordinary claws. When it saw the crowd, it couldn't help but let the blast show up from its forelimbs, creating flames. After seeing Mr Whuffles’ smoke, 00111111 mistakenly took the other party as a Plutizen, it greeted Mr Whuffles with a slime shake and one of its clocks carved from a giant meteorite. 00111111 was excited but also confused by Mr Whuffles' stationary headlight, then quickly focused on the feast.

(58) Mirror Miss casts an illusion to change her shapely form to that of a portly, but jolly clown. She sashays down to her waiting car, Mr Whuffles.
Appearing larger than she actually is, she slips into the driving seat quite comfortably. Mr Whuffles is having none of this and shrinks his size to leave her gasping for breath.

(53) P. T. (Peter Trombone) Unia, known as Petunia, squeezes his lanky frame into Snookums, his upper torso hanging out of the drivers window due to his height.

Mirror Miss drives steadily while admiring her illusionary face in the cars rear view mirror. From above evil cackling heralds the arrival of four paperbag demons, sharpened sheets of paper grasped in their hands promising a death by a thousand paper cuts.
Mirror Miss keeps Mr Whuffles steady while holding a mirror out of the window and aiming it at the bothersome demons. She casts an illusion of the flames of hell flaring up from her cars roof and the paperbags panic as they get close, hopping over each other and basically juggling themselves.

Petunia stalls Snookums twice before finding his driving feet and settling for a steady pace. Gurgling and cooing from above has him look up to see a dozen popcorn kernels from the planet 'Corn That Goes Pop' approaching while sucking dummies and wearing tiny nappies.
Petunia ties the steering wheel in place with his rope and climbs on the roof. He focuses his heat vision on the kernels and cooks them till they expand from cute babies into complaining teenagers.
Cries of “You never give me what I want!”, “You are not my real Mum!” and “It is all your fault!” ring out from the spotty popcorn as he juggles them, wishing he had left them as babies.

Both clowns return to their seats.

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(74) Maggie Murphy, the permanently grinning potato, doffs its hat to the crowd and runs down to the waiting Snookums who has shrunk to potato size.
Having had someone read its joke cue cards to it, it turns to the crowd and says in a little voice "Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off?" "It was decap-potatoed."

(47) Winey the Fruit Gum Clown, the clown made entirely out of sweet treats, runs from hordes of alien kids who are intent on eating him. He turns and blows his nose sending hundreds of M&Ms shooting out that the squealing kids happily gobble up instead.
Breathing heavily, he squeezes into Mr Whuffles and apologizes for making his seat sticky.

Maggie Murphy kicks its little car into gear, wondering what it will be expected to juggle? A loud trundling noise has it looking behind in panic...

Winey revs the engine and speeds off in his car. He looks up and sees twelve eggs falling from the sky with every expectation of juggling them.
Unfortunately, his hands are covered in kids drool and are now stuck to Mr Whuffles steering wheel. Winey jerks his hands this way and that way trying to free them, sending the car criss-crossing the tent when he hears a crunch and two tiny "Aarghs!" from below.
He stops his car and looks out to see a crushed Snookums with mashed potato seeping out of it and mutters "whoops".

Winey the Fruit Gum Clown returns to his seat having hired some bodyguards to keep his delicious self safe.
Maggie Murphy is in the infirmary getting put back together again.

Poor Maggie! After that mishap, I'm not sure if I can look at mashed potatoes the same way again!

(80) Gobbo the rapper, a Dwelf on a mission to spread his style of music, sees a literal human beatbox in the crowd and asks him to lay down some sick beats.
Gobbo grabs his crotch and raps along -

"Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big boy I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly."

He swaggers down to the waiting Snookums, recently repaired and clambers inside.

Mr Whuffles gulps and starts expanding rapidly at the approach of (43) Hansken the pachyderm/ bard.
Hansken is impressed with the human beatbox and asks him knock out a funky beat for him as well.
He clears his trunk, turns to the crowd with a big smile and raps -

"All doggies go to heaven (or so I’ve been told).
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there’s not a single cat in sight!"

Several of the other contestants hiss and show their claws and Hansken gulps and rushes to his worried car.

Gobbo has Snookums rocking from side to side around the tent, his new pal the human beatbox squeezed in the boot supplying the tunes.
Various musical artists fall from the sky - a country singer, rock star, member of a K-Pop band and an opera singer - and Gobbo juggles them with ease.
Each time one of them tries to impose their music Gobbo beats them down with some killer rap, leaving them cowering in his wake.

Hansken, having only recently learned how to drive and also being an elephant, struggles to get Mr Whuffles out of second gear.
Six monkeys fall from the sky up ahead and desperate to reach them in time, Hansken slams his foot down. His car moves forward a couple more feet and then collapses, unable to take the weight.
"Oh dear" says Hansken as the unjuggled monkeys run amok.

Both clowns make their way back to their seat, exchanging raps with each other on the way.

LOL, Winey has a strong start causing his first casualties. For now, he is a successful experiment.

Seeing Maggie Murphy getting turned into mashed potato Pierrot unenthusiastically slow claps.