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General discussion[Giveaway] Doc's Intergalactic Clown School(618 posts)(618 posts)
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Posted November 21, 2023
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BenKii: Enjoy! :)
Very funny, thanks for that. So much better then watching boring TV. :-D
Posted November 21, 2023
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Spreadsheet has been updated. It'll be reworked when the scores start coming in.

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/giveaway_docs_intergalactic_clown_school/post194
Posted November 21, 2023
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BenKii: Hey everyone! I just wanted to let y'all know that I finished my Soul Calibur 6 video about Doc's First Fight Club and I featured about 30 of your character creations in it. Thought I'd post it here since most of the participants in Doc's current giveaway also played in the first fight club. Link below has the video. Check it out and see if your favorite character got made. Enjoy! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY9bxQIgKv4
Great video, very well put together.
Doggos > Cats
Posted November 21, 2023
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Doc0075: Great video, very well put together.
Doggos > Cats
I used to think that. Then I got a cat. He was a baby feral. Just a little bitty thing waddling across the grass and I scooped him up.
Posted November 22, 2023
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BenKii: The magic of creativity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY9bxQIgKv4
Pal, what you did here is absolutely brilliant!
It's so good and made me laugh so much that I don't even mind Mr. Fiddlesticks being such a short cameo. xD
Thanks for the reminder how great that Fight Club was, I almost forgot about MOAMIL, the greatest female fictional villain after SHODAN.
Posted November 22, 2023
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pawel-t: It's me, Lazy one with big red nose and yellow boots filled with foots.

Is your school still open for new lads?
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Doc0075: You can join but need a name and a little more info would be nice.
Thank you Doc!

Here we go!

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Slim Lazy, aka Clown that is EmWannaBe. No he is a joke. Literally.

From a small town, with an unknown name. Damn. It doesn’t matter. What does is that he always wanted to be Em.

He was eating mom spaghetti, when he wanted to shine with confetti on the stage. But as got older, so got his age.

His only career right now is to be a sad clown. Not so funny. But the only one in the town. So people hire him to do some sh*t show, here and there.

Show must go on as they say. And that’s ok. What she said. What he said. Even the neighbor cat said so.

Slim Lazy, rather than get a good job, was lazy. Or maybe just crazy. He wanted to knock out the world with a word. Now he can knock you out with a hammer… yellow and made from ballon. So he stands here like buffoon.

With big red nose and yellow boots filled with foots. He want to dance like in a candy shop, with nice dose of dope. But nope. Life slapped him a face.

So here is the time to get a good dime.

Doc's Intergalactic Clown School - that one catched his eyes. He took his chance and joined this dance.

So when he entered the school you could have heard this from the speaker:

“May I have your attention please?
Will the real funny clown please stand up?
I repeat, will the real funny clown please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..”
Posted November 22, 2023
Doc0075 asked me to provide ratings for Poundfoolish and Lei Tsan, so here are mine for each activity:

Poundfoolish

1. Rating: 7
2. Rating: 7
3. Rating: 5
4. Rating: 7
5. Rating: 7

Lei Tsan:

1. Rating: 6
2. Rating: 6
3. Rating: 5
4. Rating: 5
5. Rating: 5
Posted November 22, 2023
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TheBigCore: Doc0075 asked me to provide ratings for Poundfoolish and Lei Tsan, so here are mine for each activity:
I was under the impression that when he had privately-requested, he was referring to providing a single score for each of the two characters.
Posted November 22, 2023
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TheBigCore: Doc0075 asked me to provide ratings for Poundfoolish and Lei Tsan, so here are mine for each activity:
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Palestine: I was under the impression that when he had privately-requested, he was referring to providing a single score for each of the two characters.
In the original post, it says:

In order to be accepted into clown school there are 5 activities to participate and hopefully do well in.

These are:

1 - Drive a comically small vehicle while balancing multiple objects.
2 - Alien (?) pie-flinging contest.
3 - Make a group of children laugh/scream while simultaneously building me a garden shed.
4 - Trapeze as a pair inside an active volcano.
5 - Make balloon animals/monsters while face painting your partner.

Posted November 22, 2023
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Palestine: I was under the impression that when he had privately-requested, he was referring to providing a single score for each of the two characters.
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TheBigCore: In the original post, it says:

In order to be accepted into clown school there are 5 activities to participate and hopefully do well in.

These are:

1 - Drive a comically small vehicle while balancing multiple objects.
2 - Alien (?) pie-flinging contest.
3 - Make a group of children laugh/scream while simultaneously building me a garden shed.
4 - Trapeze as a pair inside an active volcano.
5 - Make balloon animals/monsters while face painting your partner.
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TheBigCore:
They only performed the first one, didn't they?
Posted November 22, 2023
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TheBigCore:
As the above of mine, I understood too that it should be one mark for each character (for each round, and we are still on the first round). Also, the markings should be 1 to 5, not to 10.
Posted November 22, 2023
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TheBigCore: In the original post, it says:

In order to be accepted into clown school there are 5 activities to participate and hopefully do well in.

These are:

1 - Drive a comically small vehicle while balancing multiple objects.
2 - Alien (?) pie-flinging contest.
3 - Make a group of children laugh/scream while simultaneously building me a garden shed.
4 - Trapeze as a pair inside an active volcano.
5 - Make balloon animals/monsters while face painting your partner.
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TheBigCore:
And here is the competition you rated. I don't see 2,3,4 or 5 there.
Posted November 22, 2023
I guess I misunderstood the rating system, so I will rate Poundfoolish and Lei Tsan as 4 and 3 respectively for this round. I have also notified Doc via PM, so that's it for now.

My sincere apologies to all involved.
Post edited November 22, 2023 by TheBigCore
Posted November 23, 2023
Doc0075 asked me to provide ratings for Spookachu and Roboclown, regarding the first challenge : 1 - Drive a comically small vehicle while balancing multiple objects.

Spookachu : 4 ( well done)
Roboclown : 3 (an epic fail, but a funny one)
Posted November 23, 2023
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Doc0075: A strange sight is our next contestant, (18) ManaTee-Hee. An aquatic mammal in an astronauts suit with its fishbowl helmet decorated with a smiley face and big red nose.
She wobbles down to Snookums and completely fills the inside of the car.

(65) Countess Beth Bathoryond is having a lovely sleep dreaming of clown kittens when she is rudely awoken by a poke in the ribs. She glares at the snickering 'peasants' around her but resists revealing her fangs. Let them think that is makeup around her mouth.
Suppressing an almighty temper tantrum, she makes her way to Mr Whuffles, almost tripping over her own feet in the process.

ManaTee-Hee drives round and round the tent to pick up speed before jiggling her body mass to get Snookums to perform a perfect triple somersault, landing safely.
Eighteen fish flop down towards her and she whips out two alien anal probes which she grips with her flippers and uses to expertly juggle the tasty morsels while still driving flawlessly.
She keeps this going for ten minutes, although the number of fish is reduced to thirteen as several disappear through a hatch in her helmet and into her eager mouth.

Countess Beth is all elbows and knees inside Mr Whuffles but soon gets the hang of driving. She looks across at the plump manatee in the other car and nearly falls back to sleep while fantasising about how much blood must be in that big, delectable body.
The sound of falling objects from above jolts her awake and she looks up to see several crucifixes heading her way. She awkwardly gets her arms outside the car and proceeds to juggle them while exclaiming "Hot! Hot! Hot!" each time one of the religious items touches her skin.

Both clowns park their cars and make their way back to their seats, ManaTee-Hee having eaten the last of the fish and feeling very jolly indeed.
ManaTee-Hee: 5. Very funny and very sad, poor little fishes :(
Contess Beth: 3. Good.
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