Laaaadiiiiieees and Gentlemaaan,

here is the incomparable "Bosco the Taker" and his sidekick "Honky" the horn.

With 25 years of experience in show business and widely traveled on almost every continent on earth, this world-class clown wants to compete with his opponents in nonsense and jokes and really show his audience again before he leaves the show stage and learns the craft of thumb screws at the adult education center, to enrich his pension with a meaningful hobby.

This clown, who generally speaks of himself in the third person, rightly bears his stage name. He still holds the world record for taking cakes in his face, kicking his oversized clown feet and hitting him below the belt. The latter comes from his youth as a prizefighter, who also ends all his family planning. For this reason, this magnificent clown decided to conjure up laughter on the faces of those around him throughout his life.

Strengthen:
Incredible physical and psychological constitution (taking qualities)
Stability (due to drilled sixth toe on both feet)
Horn attack (Honky blows with wind force 12 and 120 decibels)
Mime level 22
Flatulence

Weaknesses:
Slightly hard of hearing
Peppermint candies
Flatulence

May the laughter be with us

The character of today show is grey mouse called Chris, and no, it's not short from Christopher, it's just Chris since that's what people screamed seeing him when he was young... or at least more or less, he is not sure, they added something before it but he don't remember what it was... he was young back then and less... self aware.

Being mouse it's not the easy job, being mouse on the space ship is even harder, but sometimes you get lucky and the incompetent humans will put their ship into some kind of anomaly that make many bad things to them but also will give you a gift... or a curse... of being smart, I mean not the genius, but smart enough to know you don't put your damn spaceship into unknown anomaly right? Oh, did I mention he can also got ability to take over the humans (and other organic creatures) that are "less smarter" than him and/or close do death? The downside is the longer he posses them the stronger their hidden dreams influence him.

And that's how we ended up here. The marine John that Chris possessed after the anomaly hit the ship changing it into hell. The John that was one of the best of the best, killing machine, trained to survive in every environment, genetically modified, he even could use telekinesis... yet his fate was to end as puppet of little mouse, thanks to him Chris was able to survive, escape the ship, get back to normal world and... get influenced by John hidden dream... and what that beast of soldier dreamed the most? You guessed it, to be a clown...

So yea... here we are, in front of the clown school, killing machine John and little mouse Chris on his shoulder. Is John still there or is he just puppet? Does Chris deep in heart want to be a clown or it will change when he will find someone new to posses? Does they have any clown skills? And why narrator pay is so low? Stay tuned to find out!

Hello Doc0075!

I can not resist of participating again. Last time was really entertaining and how could it be any different this time with such a creative theme!

Meet Jeff & Greg from Beakville. They are not twins, but inseparable.

Both just finished their recent joint adventure - despite all odds, they managed to climb in alpine-sytle to the top of Beakville's mountain (see picture).

The penguine Greg has the muscles to carry and throw almost anything, however his power of reasoning is a bit lacking. He always looses against Jeff in rock-paper-scissors. And why else would he strap himself to a rock with a less than six feet rope?
(Most likely, because he could not find a buddy penguine to accompany him on such a risky endeavor. His instructor professor Rosseforp was not convinced either as can be seen one of the attached pictures.)

Jeff on the other hand is the brain of the duo! How can this be, you might ask, Jeff is just a peace of rock?
Well, Jeff has hidden qualities that do not meet the eye...

Oh, in preparation for this new challenge (clown school) and to help making their audience laugh, greg practiced his poor make-up skill, drawing a new smiley face on Jeff - the old one was wearing off during their climb in harsh weather conditions. Meanwhile, Jeff is preparing a new hint entry in Greg's guide book.

The duo might not be the most versatile, but they are very persistent, almost stubborn.


Edit: Hey, look! Did I spot Lone_Scout's 'Tindordun'. What is 'he' doing in snowy Beakville village? ;)

My gratitude to Doc0075 for his continous generosity towards this community!

(And thanks to SandCastles Studio for their entertaining game "Bread & Fred" from which I borrowed my character(s) for this event!)

Kind regards,
foxgog

God bless you Doc0075 for another incredible giveaway. My character received his driver's license two days ago to participate in this reality show. His name is Hansken, the bard. A remastered clone of the legendary elephant with his trapeze and balancing tricks, and enhanced with a real time voice translator from pachyderm to human to enjoy his poetry ranging from nursery rhymes, sonnets, odes to modern genres such as rap and hip hop. Also feel the groove requesting any audio mimicking to this adorable beatboxer. Hansken always finds a way to make you smile.

Thanks for giveaway

I'm in

My name is Greg
Greg has the driest humor which no one would expect to be funny but as it turns out Greg is a world-famous comic and clown. Greg is so dry in fact that he has mastered the arts of fire breathing and swallowing swords. Because he has eaten so many different swords he has several in his body as reserves that he can spit out on demand. Greg may just seem like a normal ordinary fellow but he always has many surprises when people least expect them, mostly dumb small party tricks that he does with a straight face.

May I still join the event?

Character

Name: Stranger
Description: a humanoid/creature (?) from Tibet, taciturn (poor understanding of human language?), music lover; successfully tried his hand at various circus professions (prestidigitator, juggler, tumbler, strongman, acrobat, tightrope walker, animal trainer), but he did not achieve mastery in any of them: he eventually became a white clown.
Power: weaving reality

Background story:
In a cold winter in Tibet, he was found buried in the snow near a mountain village. Out of respect for life, the sherpas took the baby lying without crying, gave it to women's care, warmed it, fed it and clothed it, but they did it reluctantly and with fear. No child could survive lying naked in the Himalayan snow. No human child.
There were whispers in the village that the yetis had left their son to be raised, or that a mountain demon had sneaked into the settlement. So he grew up surrounded by hostility, among people who were afraid to speak to him. He would probably never have learned to understand human speech if it weren't for the lullabies that the women in the village sang to the children. Delighted by the music, he raised his hands in strange gestures and then it seemed that beautiful sounds, delicate smells and phenomenal colors filled the room.
At first he was called "It", out of fear of the dangerous unknown; then they called him "Alien", and finally, when they got used to his presence, they called him "Stranger". This became his name, but he didn't got any surname. As a small boy, Stranger was sent to herd animals far from the village. There he was met by Buddhist monks; their abbot, amazed by the boy's abilities, to whom even the largest animals obeyed without the help of a stick or words, decided to take him to a monastery in the mountains to study, which the villagers accepted with joy.
The boy, who barly spoke, was personally taught by the prior himself. The monks were surprised that he taught him about complex truths about the world and explained the complicated formulas of the sages; they were even more surprised, even outraged, that he led the boy to the secret library of the abbey, where the ancient scrolls were kept. "He don't know how to speak, and now he spends all day among sacred books," they whispered, scandalized.
One summer, when Stranger was already a teenager, a great drought hit the boy's village. The prior sent some monks and, of course, the boy to help the residents. Stranger, touched by the fate of the people who raised him, sat on a large stone on the mountainside and began to sing the stately mantra Aum, moving his hands to its rhythm. Suddenly, a stream of crystalline water flowed out from under the stone and became a small river flowing next to the village. This manifestation of boy's power terrified the villagers, who again began to loudly say that he was a dangerous demon. They were joined by monks reluctant to their prior, who whispered that the old lama had let evil from the mountains into the monastery. For the Stranger's safety, the prior decided to send him out into the world. The boy joined a traveling circus that wandered around the area.
Stranger tried all circus professions for several years: he was a mighty strongman, a skillful tightrope walker, a fearless tamer of wild animals, a prestidigitator with quicksilver fingers, but he was unable to win the audience's recognition. During performances he seemed absent-minded, as if disregarding the most difficult tricks and the audience. The circus director then came up with the idea to make Stranger a clown, which naturally turned his performances into parodies of classic circus numbers.
However, fate still did not favor Stranger. One day, researchers from National Geographic collected genetic material from the inhabitants of a Nepali town and, by chance, from circus performers. As soon as the circus director found out about this, he immediately ordered Stranger to pack up and go to a secret clown school. A few days later, police, army, CIA agents and military scientists arrived at the circus to arrest and take Stranger for examination. It turned out that he had a genome of extraterrestrial origin.

EDIT: Background story added.

Thank Doc for the giveaway.

00111111 is a slime dog and a clockmaker who lives on Pluto. It collects rare metal ores from Canis Major Dwarf Galaxy as food and detects the properties of the metals by swallowing them. Its forelimbs are equipped with flamethrowers and welding guns to perform precise renovations. Its hindlimbs are detachable spring legs, allowing it to jump between planets. Because 00111111 automatically mimics its surroundings in sub-zero natural conditions, it only changes back to its fluorescent green slime color when it’s super excited. Basically, the way to find 00111111 is to find a certain yellow tennis ball in the universe. The yellow tennis ball has been with 00111111 for a hundred years. If you throw the ball in any direction, you'll see a glowing dog pop out of the void. 00111111 likes to move the slippers in the universe to any place other than their original location, and claims to be the mover of any disc. Today, 00111111 encountered a ghost ship on its way past Mars. In the ship cabin, 00111111 discovered a colorful flyer introducing a place called the clown school. 00111111 decided to join the contest and enjoy the festival.

I'm in!

Let me introduce to you the unique, one of a kind and unparalleled Winey the Fruit Gum Clown. He is a tall humanoid figure made entirely of fruit gum and other sweets. His head is a soft white marshmallow and his nose is a big red Skittle (instead of an S, there is a W printed on it). His eyes are made of licorice snails, that slowly start to rotate, when he gets angry. His hair is pink cotton candy. There is no part of him, that is not made of sugar.
As far as we know, Winey is the result of a secret experiment, conducted by a crazy cat-scientist. The goal was to create a super-clown, that was sweet, bitter, sour and a little bit salty at the same time. The purpose of the experiment is not quite clear. It is believed that Winey's mission is to make people tear apart by conflicting feelings - or make them literally burst with laughter.
In addition, he has some useful skills. He can produce candy from any part of his body, like the fingertips or when blowing his nose. One of his best jokes is to put sweets in people's drinks and meals. This way he causes diabetes and sugar intoxication, which he finds extremely funny. Beside that, he has a minty fresh breath, that can ice people's faces.

His biggest weakness is his general stickiness, escpecially his sticky fingers. He can't actually throw anything, neither can he juggle things nor do anything useful with circus utensils. For the same reason he hates sand, sawdust and wood shavings, that stick to his body restricting his movement. Apart from that he doesn't like to get overly wet, because too much water makes him slimy.

EDIT: typos

I'm in!

"La Lierre Incontournable" is a former assassin, now a spy who is hired to join Doc's Intergalactic Clown School in order to reveal Doc's secret plans.

Bio:
Nobody knows her origins, but she was trained to master French language. It is not known how she does it, but she is able to use French to alter brain activity.

Powers:
- French brain death lullaby: "La Lierre" can calm down anybody or stop their brain activity }:-) but who needs brain activity? have happy dreams!
- French mental blast: Recent studies have proved that French damages brains in the long term, however "La Lierre" knows how to use French to stun people just with one or two French sentences.
- Superior taste for clothes: "La Lierre" needs a huge amount of time to decide what to wear, but it is worthwhile since she always chooses the most trendy clothes. She always says that if it is necessary to disguise herself as a clown, it is important to be a la mode.

Weaknesses:
- Hypnotic mirror If "La Lierre" sees a mirror, she needs to stop and checks her clothes and her face.
- Snob trait: Everybody thinks she is a snob. Even posh people thinks she is a snob (maybe she is really a snob)
- Friendly fire: if she uses too much French language, her brain can also suffer from the effects of French language .
- Cat servant: Cats are superior beings, she must comply and serve them.

oh hai. Lynxo Da Jinxah from the famous Shazbot tribe is here.
...
huh? you don't know about our tribe? well, it's because we're so fearsome, even imperial spoiled brats afraid speaking of us. one Blood Eagle says it's because "noone cares about a bunch of losers", though. oh well.
but I digress.
I love making people happy! so I don my black (think Ymir's night) and orange (like Shi-Draconis Alpha's sky) juggernaut power armor and perform.
I'm quite proficient at:
- juggling spinfusor disks (dropping them within the first second causing huge collateral damage. every. freaking. time. - elder.);
- aerial acrobatics (with jetpack running out of energy at the most important moments. - elder.);
- and figure skiing (read: randomly bump-bouncing from one wall to another. - elder.).
so guys'n'gals let's make everyone here smiling!

Thank you for the giveaway, can't wait to see all the "fight" if it's the same as the fight club.

My wanabe clown don't realy have a name, he is only known as "Subject 36", an android assassin, a bug during an update of his operating system made him start acting like a clown, he likes telling joke and using different tools to make peoples laugh. After this incident, he was sent to be destroyed but he manage to escape by killing all the guards, he might became a clown, but he kept some of his original abilities to kill. During his journey to freedom, he heard about a Clown School and decided to be a part of it.

Thanks Doc for another fun and exciting event! I'm in and got carried away by this one.

Name: BoomBox Kitty
Faithful companion: Boom Box Buddy

Occupation before joining the circus: A cat rapper known for busking on the busy streets of downtown.

BB Kitty was born in Catville, a small town where everyone loved music and comedy. He grew up watching clowns on TV and listening to music on the radio. He always wanted to combine his two passions and make people happy with his art. He started performing at local events and parties, using his natural talent and charisma to entertain the crowds. He also learned how to juggle, spin plates, make balloon animals, and throw pies, among other clown skills.

BB Kitty’s boombox was a gift from his father, who was also a music lover and a DJ. His father had bought it for him when he was a kitty, and had taught him how to use it. His father had also encouraged him to follow his dreams and be himself.

BB Kitty named his boombox Boom Box Buddy, because it was his faithful companion and partner in crime.
He used it to create sound effects, to communicate with the audience, and to add some rhythm and groove to his act. He also used it to rap along to his favorite songs and to freestyle rap using his boombox as a beatbox.
Boom Box Buddy was also his lucky charm and his best friend. He always carried it with him wherever he went, playing his favorite tunes and making people laugh with his witty jokes and hilarious antics. He also decorated it with stickers and badges that represented his personality and style.

A big turning point for BB Kitty:

He joined the Army when he was 18, and became part of a special unit called the Eleven, led by Danny Catton, a charismatic and daring leader. The Eleven were known for their skills in combat, espionage, and sabotage. They also had a reputation for being pranksters and troublemakers. However, he is now a changed leaf and enjoys busking on the street with his ol' reliable Boom Box Buddy.

I know you're all excited to hear a sample of that rap! Take it away, BB Kitty!

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ *Boom Box Buddy's beats overtake the room*
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ The powerful sonic boom juggles the dropped popcorn on the ground
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ Even the mice hidden behind theatre seats are leaping to the rhythm.
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​​ Without a doubt, it is a sign that everyone can't help but to bob to the music, not an earthquake.

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Hey hey hey, it's BB Kitty back on the mic
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I'm here to rap for you again and make you feel alright
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I got my boombox with me, it's my faithful companion
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ It plays the music that I love and makes me a champion

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I'm a cat who loves to have fun and make people laugh
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to do silly things and act like a giraffe
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I can rap about anything, no matter how weird
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I can make you chuckle with my words, no matter how feared

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ So listen up, here's my rap, it's gonna be a blast
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ It's gonna be full of nonsense and contrast
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ It's gonna be so strange, you'll wonder what I'm saying
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ It's gonna be so awesome, you'll think I'm playing

Here we go:

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to drink milk, but not the ones that are sour
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me silk, and then I make a flower
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to read books, but not the ones that are boring
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me cooks, and then I start exploring

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to ride bikes, but not the ones that are slow
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me spikes, and then I grow a bow
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to watch shows, but not the ones that are violent
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me crows, and then I become silent

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to scratch sofas, but not the ones that are new
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me tofas, and then I say moo
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to knit gloves, but not the ones that are tight
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me doves, and then I take flight

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to juggle eggs, but not the ones that are raw
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me beg, and then I break the law
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I like to make cakes, but not the ones that are burnt
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ They make me snakes, and then I get hurt

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ That's it, that's my rap, I hope you liked it a bit
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I hope you snapped, I hope you giggled a bit
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I hope you enjoyed my show, I hope you had some fun
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I hope you know, I'm BB Kitty the one

​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​*mic drop*
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ But seriously folks, don't try this at home. Scratching sofas can ruin your furniture.
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Knitting gloves can cause carpal tunnel syndrome. Juggling eggs can make a mess.
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ And making cakes can start a fire. And don't even get me started on drinking sour milk.
​​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ That stuff can kill you.

Weaknesses: BB Kitty is not very good at physical combat, stealth, or survival. He relies on his Boom Box Buddy and his clown skills to get out of trouble, but sometimes they can backfire or attract unwanted attention. He is also prone to making silly mistakes or jokes that can offend or annoy others. But his Boom Box Buddy always rescues him in those tight social situations... Besides, he speaks with music as a rapper not your typical local shrink or your blabbermouth yapper.

Strengths:
​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 1. BB Kitty is excellent at music, comedy, and charisma.
He utilizes his Boom Box Buddy and his rap skills to create sound effects, communicate with the audience, and add some rhythm and groove to his act.

​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 2. He also uses his clown skills to juggle, spin plates, make balloon animals, and throw pies.
Because he not only aims with his eyes but his ears also uses Boom Box Buddy's sonar waves as aim assist, he has 100% accuracy with all his pie throws. Even Deadshot covers his face when BB Kitty is in the room.

​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 3. He is very confident and charismatic, and he can make people laugh and smile.
Legend has it...
BB Kitty was part of Ocean Eleven who robbed five of the largest casinos in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve.
He played a crucial role in the heist, created distractions with his Boom Box Buddy, coordinated with the team, and rapped along to his favorite songs. He also performed some clown tricks along the way, making people laugh and smile. Because of this, he caught Tess's attention, who he had a crush on. Tess was impressed and couldn't resist his courage, charisma and most importantly, his songs....they're always stuck in her head!

​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 4. He is also very creative and adventurous!
He always looking for new challenges and opportunities to push his abilities further.
Including when BB Kitty and the Eleven had to save Tess from Benedict's clutches,
And to escape from his hitmen, so they could keep their heist money and stay alive...but I've said too much.

He had fulfilled his dream of becoming a professional clown. He had also won Tess's heart.
And he is now enjoying life with his Boom Box Buddy.
On their leisure time, the perfect duo are challenging themselves and fighting against aliens with pies.
A silly cat yet a stellar addition to the defenders of Planet Earth and the Ringmaster's Intergalactic Clown School Challenge team!

I'm in! Thank you very much for the giveaway.

My characters are villain team of KittyWise and Sparky.
(See Attached Image)

TL;DR: They're essentially Pinky (Sparky) and the Brian (KittyWise) but instead of lab mice, it's an incompetent goth vampire clown and a delusional cat with megalomania that acts as his own foil.

KittyWise is a white house cat with delusions of grandeur and has no actual interest in being a clown or clowning around. He only tagged along with his pet human on the pretense of joining the competition. Due to how incompetent his minion is when it comes to everything, KittyWise believes that this is true for absolutely all clowns. His only goal is to subjugate all the clowns and clown wannabes to create this massive clown army (meaning everyone else's characters) and use them to take over the world.

KittyWise's Strengths/Powers
- Devising elaborate plans to take over the world
- Evil laughter

KittyWise's Weaknesses
- Devising plans to take over the world that are far too elaborate to ever succeed
- Evil laughter just sounds like a bunch of meowing

The Amazing Sparky was the darling of the circus 500 hundred years ago, able to tight rope walk with just his thumbs while simultaneously juggling with his feet. Everything changed when a vampire decided to turn him to ensure that the his act would continue forever because things have not worked out since. Unfortunately, Sparky has been extremely incompetent as a vampire to the extent that he always has singe marks from briefly coming into contact with sunlight and it has translated to all other activities. He mostly takes orders from KittyWise.

Sparky's Strengths/Powers
- actually understands what KittyWise is saying
- manages to look vicious despite taking orders from a cat
- looking like a sad goth vampire clown
- not getting himself completely killed

Weaknesses
- everything else

I'm in. My character is as follows:

P. T. (Peter Trombone) Unia (called "Petunia" by everyone except his friends) is a tallish, skinny chap, blessed with being a Madness Maze survivor (see Simon R Green's Deathstalker series). This gives him the abilities to call in multiple versions of himself, telemetry info on other people's abilities, a rope in his boot heel (so he can hang upside down while rappelling from buildings) and the curse of laughing maniacally at dumb jokes. His heat vision merely warms things up (he can cook popcorn without a microwave) rather than cutting through them.

While his friend Owen has superstrength, PT does not. He does have superspeed in crisis, though. He can link with, and overcome firewalls on, computers and electronic systems.

Due to being teased about his nickname, he hates the color purple. He does, however, wear a fake flower in his lapel. He has used this to soak many of his former friends' faces.

Another fun event, Doc!

After a long period of drinking away his sorrows and enjoying the satisfying pops of the bug zapper hanging in the corner of the bar, The Rider Who Wears a Mask eventually decided it was time for a career change and chose to become a friend to all children by studying the clowning arts. His ant themed visage may be unsettling to some children, but his ability to show off sick dirtbike tricks and pull endless scarves out of his sleeves never fails to wow a crowd.