Posted November 19, 2023
Entertaining as always.
muddysneakers
Dinosaur
Registered: Mar 2010
From United States
XYCat
The Fox says:
Registered: Dec 2009
From Christmas Island
Posted November 20, 2023
RIP potato
kultpcgames
Stolzer Träger des 8. Dan in Gamewondo
Registered: Aug 2012
From Germany
Microfish_1
I'm not a duck
Registered: Dec 2017
From United States
Posted November 20, 2023
Appearing larger than she actually is, she slips into the driving seat quite comfortably. Mr Whuffles is having none of this and shrinks his size to leave her gasping for breath.
(53) P. T. (Peter Trombone) Unia, known as Petunia, squeezes his lanky frame into Snookums, his upper torso hanging out of the drivers window due to his height.
Mirror Miss drives steadily while admiring her illusionary face in the cars rear view mirror. From above evil cackling heralds the arrival of four paperbag demons, sharpened sheets of paper grasped in their hands promising a death by a thousand paper cuts.
Mirror Miss keeps Mr Whuffles steady while holding a mirror out of the window and aiming it at the bothersome demons. She casts an illusion of the flames of hell flaring up from her cars roof and the paperbags panic as they get close, hopping over each other and basically juggling themselves.
Petunia stalls Snookums twice before finding his driving feet and settling for a steady pace. Gurgling and cooing from above has him look up to see a dozen popcorn kernels from the planet 'Corn That Goes Pop' approaching while sucking dummies and wearing tiny nappies.
Petunia ties the steering wheel in place with his rope and climbs on the roof. He focuses his heat vision on the kernels and cooks them till they expand from cute babies into complaining teenagers.
Cries of “You never give me what I want!”, “You are not my real Mum!” and “It is all your fault!” ring out from the spotty popcorn as he juggles them, wishing he had left them as babies.
Both clowns return to their seats.
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(74) Maggie Murphy, the permanently grinning potato, doffs its hat to the crowd and runs down to the waiting Snookums who has shrunk to potato size.
Having had someone read its joke cue cards to it, it turns to the crowd and says in a little voice "Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off?" "It was decap-potatoed."
(47) Winey the Fruit Gum Clown, the clown made entirely out of sweet treats, runs from hordes of alien kids who are intent on eating him. He turns and blows his nose sending hundreds of M&Ms shooting out that the squealing kids happily gobble up instead.
Breathing heavily, he squeezes into Mr Whuffles and apologizes for making his seat sticky.
Maggie Murphy kicks its little car into gear, wondering what it will be expected to juggle? A loud trundling noise has it looking behind in panic...
Winey revs the engine and speeds off in his car. He looks up and sees twelve eggs falling from the sky with every expectation of juggling them.
Unfortunately, his hands are covered in kids drool and are now stuck to Mr Whuffles steering wheel. Winey jerks his hands this way and that way trying to free them, sending the car criss-crossing the tent when he hears a crunch and two tiny "Aarghs!" from below.
He stops his car and looks out to see a crushed Snookums with mashed potato seeping out of it and mutters "whoops".
Winey the Fruit Gum Clown returns to his seat having hired some bodyguards to keep his delicious self safe.
Maggie Murphy is in the infirmary getting put back together again.
(And juggling teenagers, while noisier, is maybe easier than changing diapers while juggling.)
Post edited November 20, 2023 by Microfish_1
pawel-t
New User
Registered: Dec 2015
From Poland
Posted November 20, 2023
It's me, Lazy one with big red nose and yellow boots filled with foots.
Is your school still open for new lads?
Is your school still open for new lads?
CarChris
Hiding in plain sight.
Registered: Dec 2019
From Greece
Posted November 20, 2023
Peema was silent, as the first rounds of the battles were progressing. Such mayhem and unforeseeable events around, causing the opponents of each pair to have some unexpected… accidents. He was worried about himself. He felt… inadequate? He couldn’t even fly yet. He is young and his unicorn wings are yet to reach their fully grown length.
However, that last battle truly lifted his spirits. Gobbo the rapper has a very similar ability as he has. The former can rap, using this ability of his to attack his opponents. And Peema can recite poems! Can he use it as effectively to dominate in his round? He would try, sure. If only his wings were also a bit larger…
However, that last battle truly lifted his spirits. Gobbo the rapper has a very similar ability as he has. The former can rap, using this ability of his to attack his opponents. And Peema can recite poems! Can he use it as effectively to dominate in his round? He would try, sure. If only his wings were also a bit larger…
Doc0075
I bark at trees!
Registered: Oct 2011
From United Kingdom
drxenija
Achievement Hunter
Registered: Mar 2012
From Canada
Posted November 20, 2023
altosy
New User
Registered: Mar 2022
From Togo
Posted November 21, 2023
Oh dear. Well done, Gobbo the rapper.
gogamess
RPG's
Registered: Dec 2013
From Spain
Posted November 21, 2023
Wow, I have seen this too late. T_T
This looks so funny ^_^
If I may, I would like to be in, please ^_^
Character Name: The Clown of Eternal Laughter
Age: Unknown
Height: 5 feet 9 inches (1.75 meters)
Weight: Unknown
Appearance: The Clown of Eternal Laughter has pale, shiny skin, green hair and a red clown nose. His eyes are large and round, and his smile is permanent, giving him an eerie appearance. He wears a brightly colored clown costume and huge shoes.
Personality: The clown of eternal laughter is a strange and mysterious being who appears in people's dreams. He often presents himself as a friend and confidant, but his raucous laughter and permanent smile can be frightening. It is said that those who laugh with him are never the same.
In addition, the clown of eternal laughter has the ability to control people's dreams and make them turn into nightmares. He is a powerful and dangerous being that should be avoided at all costs.
This looks so funny ^_^
If I may, I would like to be in, please ^_^
Character Name: The Clown of Eternal Laughter
Age: Unknown
Height: 5 feet 9 inches (1.75 meters)
Weight: Unknown
Appearance: The Clown of Eternal Laughter has pale, shiny skin, green hair and a red clown nose. His eyes are large and round, and his smile is permanent, giving him an eerie appearance. He wears a brightly colored clown costume and huge shoes.
Personality: The clown of eternal laughter is a strange and mysterious being who appears in people's dreams. He often presents himself as a friend and confidant, but his raucous laughter and permanent smile can be frightening. It is said that those who laugh with him are never the same.
In addition, the clown of eternal laughter has the ability to control people's dreams and make them turn into nightmares. He is a powerful and dangerous being that should be avoided at all costs.
myconv
the insightful
Registered: Nov 2018
From Hong Kong
gogamess
RPG's
Registered: Dec 2013
From Spain
BenKii
Captain
Registered: Mar 2010
From United States
Posted November 21, 2023
high rated
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let y'all know that I finished my Soul Calibur 6 video about Doc's First Fight Club and I featured about 30 of your character creations in it. Thought I'd post it here since most of the participants in Doc's current giveaway also played in the first fight club. Link below has the video. Check it out and see if your favorite character got made. Enjoy! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY9bxQIgKv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY9bxQIgKv4
THESLITHERYDEE
Abattoir
Registered: Sep 2013
From United States
Posted November 21, 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY9bxQIgKv4
Doc0075
I bark at trees!
Registered: Oct 2011
From United Kingdom
Posted November 21, 2023
high rated
Walking awkwardly towards his car, Mr Whuffles, in a specially adapted clown suit is (66) Giggles the Blobfish.
In a slow drawl he turns to the crowd and says "What kind of fish belongs in the circus?" "A clown fish."
He squeezes his nose to emit a soggy honk and squirt saltwater out.
Racing to chuck a whoopee cushion on the car seat ahead of Giggles getting there is (64) Moxie the Mischievous Monk.
He doubles over in laughter at the fishes embarrassment at the loud parp sound and saunters over to Snookums.
Squeezing into the car, he sits down and lets out a loud yelp before jumping up and banging his head on the roof, a tack embedded in his bottom.
Giggles shouts "Hah!" in the distance.
Mr Whuffles driving along steadily, Giggles keeps a look out for what he is to juggle. A dozen chips (french fries) fall from the sky and he knows what must be done.
He leaves Herman the Hermit crab, a hitchhiker he picked up on the way to the circus, to drive the car and clambers onto the roof.
While juggling the chips he notices several large fellows licking their lips in the audience and staring intently. He jumps into the air and juggles himself with the chips, forming the least appealing dish of fish and chips ever seen. The crowd members lose their appetites fast with a couple going green in the face.
Giggles sneaks a bite or two as the chips circle around his head.
Moxie has Snookums going a fair old lick when he sees various condiments fall from the sky. He juggles the various bottles and containers with ease as his head searches for mischievous uses for the items.
He drives up behind Giggles and squirts tabasco onto several of the chips. Moxie can barely contain his sniggering as he watches the Blobfish take a bite and go red in the face. The monk bursts into hysterics and has to stop his car before he crashes as poor Giggles collapses to the ground and begs for water.
Both clowns return to their seats, one having had a good drink, the other checking his ACME bag of tricks.
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A curious sight in his tight jeans and checked shirt, (5) Bartosh the Clown Bear says "Good day sir, madam. Nice day for us regular people to go for a drive?" to a human couple who recoil in terror and stomps down to his car Snookums, smoking three cigarettes on the way.
He shoves a hand down the back of his jeans to scratch his very hairy bottom with his cla- nails.
(25) Ms. Kessel Rhun performs a series of cartwheels on her way to her vehicle, Mr Whuffles. Giving the car a quick once over, Ms. Kessel Rhun sets to making some adjustments.
"That's better" she says, before cartwheeling into her now pimped ride.
Bartosh is enjoying driving like a regular, hairy human being, which he very much is, when five pots of honey plummet from above. Sweat beads in his fur, sorry hair, on his forehead and he repeats the mantra "I am not a bear! I am not a bear! I am not a bear!" over and over.
He tentatively reaches out to catch the oh so tasty treats in order to juggle them when a roar like that from a spaceship taking off sounds from nearby.
Ms. Kessel Rhun realises her mistake as soon as she hits the accelerator. The clown cars primitive chassis is unable to withstand the pressure of the intergalactic adjustments she made to it.
With the grace of an angel, she cartwheels out to safety as Mr Whuffles explodes with a loud "EEK!" sending car parts scattering around the tent.
One of his wing mirrors lands in front of Bartosh...
Bartosh sees his true reflection in the mirror and goes mad with rage. Roaring, he smashes the pots and slurps down all the honey.
He then turns to face the two cowering humans from earlier and with a snarl shouts "I WILL EAT YOUR FACES!" and charges in their direction.
Two men in plate armour stand ready with brooms to keep him at bay. One grumbles "If it ain't Werewolves, it's angry bears with an identity crisis."
Ms. Kessel Rhun blushes and says "whoops" before performing a series of the most perfect cartwheels to distract from the carnage she has caused, drawing a series of "oohs" and "aahs" from the crowd.
Both contestants are returned to their seats. Bartosh repeats to himself over and over "I am just a man, a hairy, hairy man."
In a slow drawl he turns to the crowd and says "What kind of fish belongs in the circus?" "A clown fish."
He squeezes his nose to emit a soggy honk and squirt saltwater out.
Racing to chuck a whoopee cushion on the car seat ahead of Giggles getting there is (64) Moxie the Mischievous Monk.
He doubles over in laughter at the fishes embarrassment at the loud parp sound and saunters over to Snookums.
Squeezing into the car, he sits down and lets out a loud yelp before jumping up and banging his head on the roof, a tack embedded in his bottom.
Giggles shouts "Hah!" in the distance.
Mr Whuffles driving along steadily, Giggles keeps a look out for what he is to juggle. A dozen chips (french fries) fall from the sky and he knows what must be done.
He leaves Herman the Hermit crab, a hitchhiker he picked up on the way to the circus, to drive the car and clambers onto the roof.
While juggling the chips he notices several large fellows licking their lips in the audience and staring intently. He jumps into the air and juggles himself with the chips, forming the least appealing dish of fish and chips ever seen. The crowd members lose their appetites fast with a couple going green in the face.
Giggles sneaks a bite or two as the chips circle around his head.
Moxie has Snookums going a fair old lick when he sees various condiments fall from the sky. He juggles the various bottles and containers with ease as his head searches for mischievous uses for the items.
He drives up behind Giggles and squirts tabasco onto several of the chips. Moxie can barely contain his sniggering as he watches the Blobfish take a bite and go red in the face. The monk bursts into hysterics and has to stop his car before he crashes as poor Giggles collapses to the ground and begs for water.
Both clowns return to their seats, one having had a good drink, the other checking his ACME bag of tricks.
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A curious sight in his tight jeans and checked shirt, (5) Bartosh the Clown Bear says "Good day sir, madam. Nice day for us regular people to go for a drive?" to a human couple who recoil in terror and stomps down to his car Snookums, smoking three cigarettes on the way.
He shoves a hand down the back of his jeans to scratch his very hairy bottom with his cla- nails.
(25) Ms. Kessel Rhun performs a series of cartwheels on her way to her vehicle, Mr Whuffles. Giving the car a quick once over, Ms. Kessel Rhun sets to making some adjustments.
"That's better" she says, before cartwheeling into her now pimped ride.
Bartosh is enjoying driving like a regular, hairy human being, which he very much is, when five pots of honey plummet from above. Sweat beads in his fur, sorry hair, on his forehead and he repeats the mantra "I am not a bear! I am not a bear! I am not a bear!" over and over.
He tentatively reaches out to catch the oh so tasty treats in order to juggle them when a roar like that from a spaceship taking off sounds from nearby.
Ms. Kessel Rhun realises her mistake as soon as she hits the accelerator. The clown cars primitive chassis is unable to withstand the pressure of the intergalactic adjustments she made to it.
With the grace of an angel, she cartwheels out to safety as Mr Whuffles explodes with a loud "EEK!" sending car parts scattering around the tent.
One of his wing mirrors lands in front of Bartosh...
Bartosh sees his true reflection in the mirror and goes mad with rage. Roaring, he smashes the pots and slurps down all the honey.
He then turns to face the two cowering humans from earlier and with a snarl shouts "I WILL EAT YOUR FACES!" and charges in their direction.
Two men in plate armour stand ready with brooms to keep him at bay. One grumbles "If it ain't Werewolves, it's angry bears with an identity crisis."
Ms. Kessel Rhun blushes and says "whoops" before performing a series of the most perfect cartwheels to distract from the carnage she has caused, drawing a series of "oohs" and "aahs" from the crowd.
Both contestants are returned to their seats. Bartosh repeats to himself over and over "I am just a man, a hairy, hairy man."