God clicks his fingers expecting Snookums to magically expand to a more comfortable size but instead receives a cloud of exhaust fumes and a derisive honk for his troubles. He squeezes into the grinning car with his knees tucked up to his chin and his elbows at funny angles.
Burt clambers into Mr Whuffles through the boot, leaving his tail hanging out the back. The car shrinks around him to a more uncomfortable fit.
A siren sounds for festivities to begin.
God grumbles as he gets to grip with his cars erratic steering, driving loops around the inside of the tent. Just as he thinks he is getting the hang of it a dozen china bowls appear in the air and drop above him. Using his knees to grip the steering wheel, he just about wrenches his arms out through the windows, catching ten of the bowls on each of his fingers and thumbs while two bounce of the roof of Snookums to smash on the ground.
God spins the ten remaining bowls around with his digits, settling into a steady rhythm as he drives.
Burt quickly gets control of Mr Whuffles, building up great speed while waiting to see what will fall his way. He doesn't have long to wait before six gurgling Octopoid babies drop towards him. He shoves his head through the window to juggle each Octopoda round and round as they squeal in delight, shooting inky jets into the mostly cheering crowd.
Burt spots God speeding towards him and uses his tail to bunny-hop his car out of the way, gripping the steering wheel with his tiny hands and making sure not to drop his inky little pals.
Both cars come to a stop as the occupants squeeze themselves out and stretch their aching limbs before taking their seats.
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The skeletal (15) Spookachu eagerly runs to get into Mr Whuffles while exclaiming "Spookachu!". He is pleased by how much bigger than him the car is until Mr Whuffles chuckles and shrinks drastically in size, making everything a lot more cramped.
With much clunking and flowers shooting out of metal appendages, (69) Roboclown makes his way down to greet Snookums. His head spins towards the crowd and with a beaming smile he asks "How did the robot get across the river? In a ro-boat."
Noticing a couple of chubby piglets in the front row giggling he is filled with a sense of fulfilment and proceeds to awkwardly squeeze into his car.
Spookachu floors the accelerator leaving dust clouds in his wake. Seeing 20 Maraudian Fighting Ants fall from the sky, he lets them land on Mr Whuffles roof before blasting them repeatedly with lightning bolts, juggling them in the air as he does.
Roboclown hunches over the steering wheel and tootles along at a respectable speed. A loud thump on the roof and an "Oof!" from Snookums tells him that his juggling objects have arrived.
His neck extends so that he can see out the window only for a second anvil to bounce of his bonce, frazzling his circuitry. His arms shoot out to juggle the three remaining anvils while he grips the steering wheel with his teeth. Unfortunately, one of the anvils goes flying into the crowd, crushing Geoff from accounts where he sat.
Both clowns park up and return to their seats as a clean-up crew dispose of the remains of Geoff.
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The tall but ungainly (9) Tindordun makes his way towards Snookums, swaying as he goes.
Sporting his black and orange juggernaut power armour, (49) Da Jinxah jet packs towards Mr Whuffles. His jet pack cuts out on the way though causing him to crash to the ground next to Tindordun, resulting in three startled "Eeps" emanating from within the pink trench coat.
As Tindordun reaches Snookums dazed from the Shazbot tribe member crash landing, the pink trench coat falls open spilling three gnomes onto the ground. Tin staggers to the crowd and vomits in a crying fat ladies popcorn bucket. Dor walks round in circles behind the car while trying to clear his head. Dun struggles in behind the wheel and slams his foot down on the accelerator. Unfortunately with the car in reverse and he slams into Dor, knocking him out.
Just as things couldn't get any worse, two Elephants drop from the sky to be juggled.
"Aw, c'mon! How is that fair?" cries Dun as he valiantly scrambles from the car to stand ready to catch the incoming pachyderms. He is, of course, flattened in the process.
Da Jinxah shrugs off his armour and squeezes into Mr Whuffles and despite never haven driven before, steadily builds up speed while honking the horn with glee.
Priceless vases fall from the sky, Da Jinxah tilts his car onto two wheels so that the crockery enters through the drivers window where he juggles it with ease while steering with his feet.
Da Jinxah returns to his seat feeling like he has proven a point to the tribal elders.
Tindordun have regrouped in their trench coat and taken their seat. Tin gives Da Jinxah a dirty look and mutters about getting the better of him in the next round.
Post edited November 15, 2023 by Doc0075
