Unfortunately, as you were lighting a cigarette my underarm aroma lingering on your unwashed scalp ignited and immolated you.

I really am going to miss you this time.

Fortunately I took that tomato juice bath beforehand and was able to actually rid myself of that stench. Was worse than a skunk. You didn't think it was possible to get rid of that stench but tomato juice killed it, well, with some other ingredients. I actually took a bath in a big ceasar. It killed your smell plus it gave me a nice buzz through osmosis. I even ate the pickles and celery stalks afterwards in case anyone is wondering. LOL

Unfortunately it's the Kleetus and Tamamba show again and I hate repeats.

Fortunately, these are new episodes.

Make sure you tune in daily.

Hiya li'l Miss Dee,

I've composed you another li'l limerick, hope you like it:

Li'l Miss Dee,

Was such a sight to see,

She went to the loo,

To try and do a poo,

But instead it was just a pee.

Unfortunately, nobody has posted in 3 days.

Fortunately, Uncle Kleetus has revived the thread.

Unfortunately, uncle Bradley "destroyed" the thread with one of his posts, yet again.

Fortunately, Uncle Kleetus has saved the thread, yet again.

Unfortunately, aunt TinyE is soon incoming, so thread nears its doomday, anyway! :P

Fortunately, Mr e is afraid of Uncle Kleetus, so he will not be appearing.

Unfortunately, it seems that Kleetus has gotten stoned.



It seems that Medusa is to blame for this.

Fortunately, Uncle Kleetus (you may call me Unkie) is always stoned.

Medusa then tried to sexually take advantage of said Unkie.

* Missed you, Miss Dee♥.

Unfortunately, none of you heathens have bothered to post in the last week.

Fortunately, as I'm the only decent member here I've resurrected the thread, yet again.

Unfortunately, i post here one of my fabulous posts, so thread immediately dies again!

Fortunately - 700 is not a long way off.

Unfortunately, you're still here! :p