Tamamba: Unfortunately, I stub my toes too often. And it's usually the baby toe and the one beside it. I am never at a loss for words in those moments, you are right. lol
Fortunately, it turns out that the number of times you've stubbed your toe is 0.
Proof:
Let n be the number of times you stubbed your toe.
We have previously shown that
1 = 0
Multiply both sides by n, and we get
n = 0
Q. E. D.
The observant reader will notice that I have just shown that everything is equal to 0, and therefore every number is equal to every other. (Of course, this still relies on the original axiom that 2 = 0.)