Fortunately, the glove didn't fit so they had to acquit.

Unfortunately, that "glove" was really a dangling object, and in acquitting it, they caused the entire universe to crash.

Fortunately, that dangling object was just a pair of testicles, causing the entire world to be encased in a protective and wrinkled, but hairy, membrane.

EDIT: Forgot to add, Miss Dee, you have only 9 reps to go until the big 100.

I have a celebration planned for such a special event, it's just for the two of us.

Unfortunately for Miss Dee you are making a lingerie movie videos.

Fortunately, the grammar was bad enough ("a videos") for that statement to not be true.

Unfortunately you are a pain in the arse with your grammer bullshit as we are not here for stupid corrections in our fucking posts.

Fortunately, you don't have to be angry and rude, dtgreene is a good, kind creature and perfectly harmless, contrary to many similar ones...

Unfortunately,as per usual you are wrong as she is bugging all my posts and it's getting bloody annoying.

Fortunately, tinyE is worse on this aspect and he derails everyone's post, even thread itself, so dtgreene is a good boy, as i said.

Unfortunately, dtgreene is not a boy at all, let alone a good one.

(By the way, I changed my avatar. It might show up if you move the cursor to my old one.)

Fortunately, all we need is Good Beings.

Unfortunately, simply being good is not enough.

Fortunately, doing the occasional good deed every once in a while, does indeed make your karma a tad bit more positive, regardless of other misdeeds.

Unfortunately, good deeds only earn you several XP points.

Hiya Miss Dee,

I've just bathed and deodorised, I'm antiseptic.

BTW, you're only one away from -100; so proud of you, li'l Miss Dee.