Fortunately, nobody actually cares about what Kleetus's undies actually look like.

Unfortunately, the Church in the old days burnt up the sensible scientists, instead of the lunatics; today they warn against alien invasions and dimensional portals!

Fortunately the resident nut case has changed the subject away from Kleetus's undies.

Unfortunately, Tauto didn't get to see Kleetus' little sister changing her undies, so he is still bitter and upset!

Fortunately Kleetus will return after a sleep with Jake and come in here and give you a clip behind the ear.

Unfortunately, Kleetus has returned after waking with a morning fat.

Unfortunately, it was extremely difficult trying to urinate with an erection.

Fortunately, after a torrid masturbation session, the fat has gone down and I was able to urinate and defecate.

Unfortunately it was just a normal piss horn.

Fortunately, Brexit is almost certain and almost due!

Unfortunately, I don't eat breakfast cereal.

Fortunately, you have ready access to "Didgeridoo", too.

Unfortunately,I don't understand the point.

Fortunately, neither does he.

Unfortunately, only tinyE knows.

Fortunately, his li'l Attack-Brat has latched onto his peach-shaped buttock and sucked the information out of him.

Unfortunately, Mr e only has one testicle, it's a UniTesty.

Fortunately, this thread almost died.

Unfortunately, I have revived it.