Banned, because otherwise it's too easy and thus lacking a bit of meaning.

Banned because 'not too easy' and 'impossible' are two very different things. No one wants to kill Gandalf - or Santa.

Banned for not speaking for yourself, I totally want to kill Santa.

^ He hates Santa ever since spending hours cleaning up his massacre in "Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage".

Banned for reminding me of a game I never got around to playing.

Banned for acting like you can't play it in the future.

Banned because my schedule is getting busier, so I likely won't.

^ banned, because "Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón," also known as, General Santa Anna, got off way too easy (by Texas' standards)

Banned because the crime is having a name that's too long.

Banned because long names are cool except when it comes to decorations and certificates, then they become a pita. Because originally our last names here were derived from profession, workplace (name of the farm) or origin, some families have some very fancy last name constructs.

Banned for describing the problem while pretending that it's not one.

Banned for not letting me contradict myself whenever I want.

Banned, because he wants you to be more consistent.

^ banned for not allowing Neumi to contradictic himself consistently in an inconsistant manner

^Banned because I read incontinence and now I gotta run.