^ banned for designing the cat hair moustache puzzle in Gabriel Knight 3.

^ Banned for just up and going too far(when picking a ban reason)

Banned for banning people who had already been banned.

^ Banned for not staying 6 feet under your prior bans

Banned, because both you and Neumi5694 should not be walking around on the surface. You should take Neumi5694 with you visiting Disney Underworld or go see the Titanic, the ship not the movie.

^ banned because your post is submersible

Banned for sticking a post underwater and not even using it to hold up a dock.

Banned for not underlining the "gg".

^Banned for trying to hold up docks by using post its.

^ banned for posting "its" while holding up docs

(Most doctors don't profit much after paying taxes, employees, and overhead, so why rob them?)

Banned for not thinking of robbing doctors BEFORE they pay taxes and employees.

^ banned, because the fact that I do not think like a criminal clearly indicates that I am not a criminal

Banned because that's what a criminal would say.

Banned for setting Kafka traps

Banned for serving decaffeinated java.

Banned, because you'll never gonna experience heart problems, no matter how much caffeine you take.