^ banned because your goal needs some serious adjusting

Banned for rushing me. If that cesspit is ever going to be worth living in (NOT a reasonable goal with the floor so rotted from pet pee), it'll take a lot more than a month to clear out the cig-smell and giant piles of junk. I was only able to enter on the prospect of rescuing food and protein shakes out of it; I'm focusing entirely on snipping the unkept thicket of trees that completely crowd the backyard and reach over the front yard like Cthulhu's hand.

^ banned because, TLDR

Banned because TSBSDR (Too Short But Still Didn't Read).

Banned for not having a tree that points ALL of several dozen long branches over your house from the back porch and nearly reaches over the front yard's curb.

^ banned for having a tree that clearly intends to devour your home before the end of Spring

Banned because you forget that I'm talking about Grandma's previous home that we're only now addressing because her worthless drunkard son finally Jaundiced himself to death, not to mention I've sworn to snip every branch I can like so many Sauron fingers.

^ Banned for writing a paragraph.

^ Banned for typing something.

^ banned, because you are actually the one who typed the word, "something" first

Banned because there have been other people who typed it before me, so that belongs in the baseless allegations.

Banned because all your baseless allegations are belong to us.