^ banned for not arresting the scoundrel

Banned because I'm more of a brigand.

^ banned, you snotty snollygoster!

Banned for giving out snozberry-flavored candy to children like some kind of story-time drag queen.

Banned because I could use a slurpee right about now.

Banned for wanting Sprite as a flavor, don't you know that's wHiTe sUpReMaCy?

Banned for drinking crystal Pepsi.

Banned for mixing Pepsi Blue with crystal meth to create the blue meth from Breaking Bad.

^ banned for mixing methylthioninium chloride with Pepsi and drinking it down... you just dyed a little inside, bruddah man

^Banned for wasting pepsi and unbanned for saving the sugar free one for me. Thanks.

Banned, because the sugar-free one is just carbonated water with artificial flavors.

^ banned, for not mentioning the artificial sweetener which is more harmful to living organisms than people realize

Banned because lead was the first artificial sweetener, which Romans put in to their wine.

Banned because why traces of lead if you can use bullets? "The Superperforator - making your life sweeter"

^ banned for bringing ballistic lead into this discussion


^ banned, because that deleterious practice was not my fault, for I warned them about the detrimental effects of lead poisoning