Banned because you'll never gonna have the heart to tell him the truth about his medical condition.

^Banned for having le_chevaliers heart in a jar. Currentls he's running on trained hamsters.

Banned for spreading conspiracy theories about hamsters with electricity powers.

^ banned for not harnessing the .0003287 kWh per day (on average) that your hamster generates on her wheel and storing it in a battery

Banned for not knowing that your stalking victim isn't me, I don't have a hamster.

^ banned for not knowing that a manner in which to illustrate absurdity is via being absurd

Banned for discouraging hamsters from riding tricycles.

Banned for writing G-Force.

^ banned for misspelling GEFORCE

Banned for forgetting about Disney's shitty spy thriller about talking guinea pigs.

^ banned for forgetting about Disney's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Banned for gliding on his motor trip.

Banned because I and they should have noticed that my Battlestar Galactica Complete Series (PAL) only includes Blood & Chrome because whoever sold it to the store was filling the gap of the missing disks 1 and 2. Now I'll need to wait a week and return it for a full refund, which will help pay for the more expensive American version of the same thing.

^ banned for punishing others for your own misfortune

^Banned for keeping fortune and glory from those who seek it.