Banned because you still have Duplo.

Banned for sneaking Duplo into my collection.

Banned for joining an animal rights protest on Weasel-Stomping Day; it's tradition, that must mean it's okay!

Banned for not campaigning for Barefoot Lego Stomping Day, promoting the importance of growing pain resistance.

Banned because I'd rather not damage the Lego.

^banned for clogging the vacuum cleaner with Lego.

Banned for using a vacuum cleaner rather than just having animals eat whatever you want to discard.

Banned for getting a goat for lawn care.

Banned for scaring goaties away with a shaver.

^ banned for shaving goats rather than shearing sheep

^Banned because 'someone' took my shearer and got it stuck in his beard.

Banned for actually getting it stuck in your pubes.

^ banned for shaving yours

Banned because I just finished doing weights and had some protein powder combined with milk. The taste was horrid and I couldn't get it to mix properly no matter how much I stirred.