^Banned for watching movies while sitting on the john.

Banned for leaving the Don Jon.

Banned for thinking you're Don Juan.

Banned for falling for his charms.

^ banned for stealing the Lucky Charms

Banned for watching John Wayne movies. And I ban myself for being a day late with this ban.

Banned because I'm more of a Clint Eastwood kind of guy.

Banned for simping for people i actually know for once.

Banned for simply knowing actual people just once.

^ banned for never "knowing" a woman (in the Biblical sense)

Banned because he might know a woman in the sense of a different type of holy book.

Banned for personally knowing Cammy White and Juri Han. Can you please get their autograph for me?

Banned for not asking for an used Juri lollipop.

^ banned, because the Juri is out on that

Banned because the court is in recess, and you're all playing kickball.

^Banned because I refuse to make a comment about kicking balls during recess.