Banned for playing tag instead.

^ banned, because... "You're IT!"

^Banned for looking into IT's deadlights for too long.

Banned for not properly lighting the IT department.

^ In the light of unquestionable climate change, you should be banned for not embracing and osculating energy-saving LED lighting. Tarring, feathering, and being run out of the Nation of Canada on a rail is also strongly encouraged, yet not mandated at the time of this post.

Banned because I walk around in the dark to save money on utilities.

Was an inspiration for the cinematograpy in The Batman.
One 20W lightbulb for each household must do. As an alternative use an open fridge as the only light source in the room.

edit: and banned, btw for being just that.

Banned for filming the scene where a wreck happens between Penguin and Batman, but then a ramp rolls into Batman's path just in time so he can jump over the wreck.

^ banned for thinking of that as "creative cinematography"

Banned for filming accidents and calling it a movie.

Banned for digging in my trash!!!! Who me?

^ banned for being a "New User" for longer than seven years

Banned because for being an old user.

Banned for not making up your mind which words to use.

Banned for not helping me select the words.