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Banned for explaining that fact about humor in a non-humorous way.
^ banned because optometrist jokes are not particularly "humorous" either, they are "cornea" than average jokes
Banned for making a spectacle of yourself.
^ banned for not focusing on the big picture
Banned for making Meryl Stryfe and Milly Thompson cry.
Runs a donut shop in Albuquerque.
But he run out of glazed donuts.
He also run out of jelly donuts.
He does not have Bavarian cream-filled donuts either.
The cinnamon rolls are also gone.
So are the apple fritters and the bear claws.
The only thing he has is a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels which start biting customers all over their face, tearing them apart.
B-But this is a banning thread.. Banned!
Banned for not appreciating poetry.
^ banned, because banning you and seeing you kicked out of this thread is poetry in motion
Banned for not writing your poetry on stationery.

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neumi5694: Runs a donut shop in Albuquerque.
But he run out of glazed donuts.
He also run out of jelly donuts.
He does not have Bavarian cream-filled donuts either.
The cinnamon rolls are also gone.
So are the apple fritters and the bear claws.
The only thing he has is a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels which start biting customers all over their face, tearing them apart.
Banned for confusing a doughnut shop with Ye National Cheese Emporium.
Banned for writing in ye olde English.
Banned for being a knight of xenophobia. It doesn't matter whether it's old or new xenophobia.
Banned for not fearing xenomorphs.
Banned because I wonder why the xeno in the first film spared Jones.
Banned because the xeno was tired.