Banned for complaining about orders being too hard. Man up soldier!

Banned because I just had an idea. I'll program you to be my scout and your job is to observe the situation of this thread and inform me whenever someone is about to make a ban, after which I'll immediately type whatever random ban I can think of in order to outtype that user who was currently typing their ban when you informed me of their movement. Yes, yes.. *nods nods* This is such a brilliant plan! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Banned because the easiest way to ninja someone is to go to ban yourself then be oops, I ninjaed myself.

Banned for creative thinking.

Banned because I have you for my plan B. If ever I could never join the Ninja Order, I would lead your people (zombies) to attack J Lo and his ninjas in the Iga Province.

Banned, because you wouldn't find them there. They're already banished to the taiga region in Nunavut province.

Banned for applying the five point palm exploding heart technique.

Banned for not giving five stars to the five point technique

Banned because I feel bad for those who can only do the one point technique.

Banned for only pointing once.

Banned because in life, you can only point once, unless you put your arm to rest, after which you'll need to point again the second time.

Banned for not realizing that doing so would count as pointing twice, thus contradicting that statement.

Banned because that's the joke.

Banned for explaining the joke

^ banned, because if you must explain a joke, it's not actually humorous