Banned because you know what grow on trees? Leaves. Haha.. Please don't ban me for being captain obvious.

Banned because I was thinking of tree fungus

Banned, because I was sure it was treehouse.

Banned because treehouses are made from dead tree parts (wood) that live trees are being forced to carry around.

^ banned for behaving as if trees are sentient

Banned for forgetting about the entmoot.

^^ Hooyaah is banned because sentient only means being able to perceive or feel things. Maybe he means sapient?

^ J Lo is not banned due to cat-racoon alliance as established on some prior page.

Banned for venturing cats.

Banned for venturing brothers. Catventurer is also unbanned.

Banned because New Xenophobia isn't even a real place and even if it was you wouldn't be a knight there.

... and obviously, Catventurer is re-banned as well in line with regulations for reasonable banning and unbanning policy.

Banned for insulting my nation, my honour, and my allies.

Banned for insulating my notion, my boner, and my valleys.

Banned for robbing me the opportunity to ask J Lo if I could join his Ninja Order.

Banned because you can join when you are doing the ninja-ing, instead of getting ninja'd yourself.

Banned because that requirement is too hard. Your order might already be disbanded by the time I manage to ninja someone. v.v