^ banned for cruising for a bruising, begging for a pegging, skipping for a tripping, bleating for a beating, calling for a brawling, banking for a spanking, and itching for a switching

Banned for yelling for a smelling, snapping for a crapping and bowling for a cajoling.

Banned because I finished filing my tax return. I'm getting a colossal $30 back. I'll try not to spend it all in one place.

Banned because that's the same amount I gained throught the lottery within 3 years.

Banned because damn..

Banned, because you don't say.

Banned because oooh
(and the original)

Banned because we're trillionaires.

Banned for having a trillion hairs, even though you're an animal.

Banned because otters have 30,000 hairs per-square-inch, but they're still animals.

Banned for being a know-it-all.

Banned for being a know-it-none.

Banned for being none-the-wiser.

^ banned for being a day late and a dollar short

Banned for giving me a dollar late on a short Winter day.