Banned because I thought NDA meant No Darths Allowed.

^ banned, because this is not the Darth you are looking for

Banned because it soothes the ache of having to type in a new login every few weeks.

^ banned for not trying Aspercreme®

Banned because I mistakenly thought that was creme for asbergers. Ooopsie!

Banned for confusing corn flakes with Frosted Flakes.

Banned for making frosted corn.

Banned because you bet your sweet Aspercreme!

Banned for making Frozen.

Banned for being Frozone.

^ banned for destroying the ozone layer, you malevolent anti-environmentalist

Banned for not having a laugh with me.

^ banned because I have been there; that does not warrant my participation

(I can see that there was an appalling accident on the freeway and choose to avert my gaze at the carnage and yet dial 911.)

Banned for not sharing a drink with me in some thyme.

I meant having a laugh with me here or in my den with some fine scotch or bourbon :)

Oh, well then, I'll bring my Old Grand-Dad and some Jack Daniels.

EDIT:

and you should be banned for not inviting me sooner

:P

Banned because I must, and unbanned for good taste. Cheers!