Banned, for not speaking for xenophobes

Banned for attempting to trick me, by handing over foreign and lesser Star-Chen; said Star-Chen are banned too, only one is the correct and is one of a kind!

Banned for being too picky.

Banned for dropping standards and settling down for less, where and when you tasted THE best.

Banned for not moving on to the better future you must grasp to obtain

Banned because, due to her kind character, little girl's heart and soul, as well as cheerful and honest disposition towards me -that was a first for me in my entire life-, this was the only person i could ever trust and the only one to lead into a future.

Banned, because your Polish girl can into space, unlike you.

Banned because you still haven't treated me to traditionally prepared, local snakewine and cobra bloodwine.

Banned for being disgusting and being a mooch and saying the same tired old thing all the time.

Banned because I'm not sure what to ban you for.
Banned for watching the Brady Bunch.

Banned for living with the Brady Bunch.

Banned for living with the Simpsons

Banned for being OJ.

Banned for being acquitted.

Banned because OJ was my grandpa's initials.