Banned for filling me with a sense of superiority.

Banned because I wish my house was haunted. Sometimes I just want someone to chat with.

Banned for not using any mirror in your house.

Banned for throwing around vampiric accusations.

Banned for wearing a garlic necklace

Banned for using a silver toothbrush.

It's your fault, being a "reanimator" as you say; let the people die and leave them dead.
Only then they might haunt your house. You are actively working against you own wishes.

That's the first reason why you are banned, the second is:

Banned for using gold foil as toilet paper. (It's more expensive then regular toilet paper for a few months now.)

^ Banned for always trying to plug in your USB device the wrong way first

Banned for knowing the right way every time and keeping it secret!

Banned, for not conferring with the credited inventors of the Universal Serial Bus port, Timothy Crockett, Stacy Arrington, and Jose Figueroa, before they released the device for patent, without having strongly suggested that the device first be designed for insertion either side up.

Banned because El Dorado 15 in your place is 40%, while El Dorado 15 in my place is 43%, yet the last batch of El Dorado 15 shipment found here is also 40%, which means importation and trades initiating from your place, messed things up! Conjure up the correct bottle o' rum from the correct place, damnit! And conjure up something to correct things over there; nobody deserves inferiority and going dry, because of bad laws!

Banned, because I've just enacted prohibition for the Gog forum, no alcohol and no drunkards allowed in here.

Banned for triggering rum-running.

Banned because you didn't treat me to one of those newfound, outstanding quality, Japanese rums!

Banned, because if you like rum, you're probably a pirate with an eye patch and a parrot, and such disreputable scoundrels don't fit in with our community.