Banned for having juice for grandparents.

Banned for getting juiced before posting here

Banned for being sober while posting here.

Banned for making those little girls' pants that say "JUICY" on the butt.

Banned for popping the but and making all of the juice squirt out.

Banned for popping your zits before the mirror and getting little pus explosions all over it

Banned for making this story on-topic: the biggest pimple I ever had remained invincible for 3 days on the side of my nose; at an inch across and half a centi-meter wide, it was so deep that the 1st attempt only got a pin-tip of blood-loss from the skin over it. It finally grew enough and I let loose a glob the size of my nostril; still feeling pressure, I tried again and a bigger glob splat on the mirror above eye-level.

Banned, so that noone has to read things like that ever again.

Banned, yet reinstated as a moderator to ensure your words (above) are enforced

Banned, because we don't need any moderators who restrict our freedom to write what we want.

Banned so I can encourage censorship with impunity!

Banned so that I can censor the censor!

Banned because i just finished the last bottle of mount gay xo rum from allen smith; this stuff stopped being sold from April 2020!

Banned for self-destructive habits.

Banned because you 've never heard of: "Drink responsibly" and you do not own a private collection of exquisite spirits!