(71) Teddy sways and prances, plays and dances and the children of the tent flock around him and his infectious smile.
He waltzes his way down to his car, Snookums.
(23) Bonzoo - Evil mastermind grins as he sneaks up on two Baathrazoor children holding balloon animals. He grins as he produces a sharp needle and pops the balloons, struggling to contain his laughter for the tears that are sure to follow.
His mirth turns to puzzlement as the kids giggle and hug him. It's then that he notices that the balloon animals release a spiritual essence when they burst that fills the children with vitality and joy.
Bonzoo sulks as he trudges towards Mr Whuffles, cheers of "Uncle Bonzoo" ringing in his ears.
Snookums paintwork magically takes on a striped/ spotted pattern as Teddy drives him. From above falls three always hungry, very bitey Munchkins. The jovial Teddy climbs onto the car roof to meet them.
He juggles them all the while dancing in order to avoid their snapping mouths. A couple of painful bites later, Teddy emits a colourful rainbow that soothes the Munchkins tempers and puts them to sleep.
Bonzoo drives like a maniac, numerous schemes being mulled over in his mind. He hears the whistle of a bomb falling from above, its fuse already lit.
He juggles it like a hot potato, waiting for the right moment to throw it and cause maximum carnage. Muttering "soon all will recognise my evilness" to himself, he lobs the bomb towards the crowd.
Much to his frustration, some idiot teddys rainbow bounces the bomb off course and it instead lands on a malfunctioning candy machine, blowing it up and scattering chocolate bars and other yummy treats all over the tent.
To his torment, thousands of young voices join in the chant of "Uncle Bonzoo!" in appreciation for his accidental act of kindness.