I'm in, with the incredible Tindordun, the tall and funny clown!

Tindordun is a six-feet tall clown, but with strangely short legs and arms, always wearing a pink trenchcoat.

In reality, it's three gnomes, called Tin, Dor and Dun, standing on each other's shoulders and covering their deception with a long pink trenchcoat.
Tin is the clever one in the trio, thus playing the role of the head/upper part.
Dor is very nimble but hates clothes so he is completely naked underneath their coat, which usually puts poor Dun in a very uncomfortable situation. Tindordun's arms are his own ones.
Dun is the strongest one, so he stands in the ground, carrying the weight of the other two.

I don't plan to participate, but I just have to know.
Does it mean:
1) Aliens are throwing the pies, or
2) That the pies are made by aliens, or
3) That the pies are made from aliens, or
4) That the pies are sentient and aliens themselves (hey, you never know), or
5) Anything else I didn't think of?

Sign me up with the amazing Morpho!

Morpho is a shapeshifter whose default appearance resembles that of a plain, featureless department store mannequin. However, his powers allow him to assume any shape he wishes and eliminates the need for stage props; for example, rather than make balloon animals, he can inflate his own limbs. His abilities also make him a master of physical comedy, as he can detach (and reattach) his own body parts, bounce like rubber, change into animals (or objects), and perform flawless imitations of other people.

A co-op clown fight (club)...that's, that's...utterly brilliant! :-O
Thanks, Doc...looking forward to see what fun the dice and your creative writing will bring us this time. :)

My character is Roger Untoony.

He is half-middle aged human and half-cartoon bunny.
Half meaning the exact half, like cut in half, but a whole. 50% of his whole body is one side and the other 50% is the other side.
Human side always has a sarge's cigar (check attachment) lit and likes to yell direct orders really loud, while the cartoon bunny is wearing lipstick and pretends to be a lady.
Roger is wearing a rather ordinary clown suit, while of course, one side being real fabric and the other a shiny drawn one.
There is magic flower badge right in the middle chest area of the suit. What wonders it can do? Limit is shown in the attached pic.
Unfortunately, Roger doesn't own any nice over-sized shoes, but he is bare-foot. Suggesting, he's leading a sort of bum life, like someone we used to know.

Hi, I'm Iron Simon. I was born in Manchester and rarely saw the sun cause of constant smoke from factory chimneys that pushed me into life-long depression turned into passion to iron. Actually, I previously worked on a factory and often entertained my colleagues with juggling hammers before I got my leg broken by fallen steal beam and had to leave. After that, I decided to give people so laughter that I can't get for myself. I've constructed a mini-vehicle with steam engine found on junkyard and travel the world on it.
All of my props are made of iron: my vehicle with the wagon, prosthetic leg, clothes, masks, fake nose, iron filings powder. I create any sculpture of it on public request, even steel balloons that can fly in the air for a long time with fuel based on secret formula. The highlight of my program is breathing of liquid iron that makes a rain of frozen little balls that kids take away for the memory.

Thank you very much for the giveaway Doc, but I'll skip this one.

Have a good fun everyone!

The pies will vary depending on how the dice roll and who is flinging them at the time. They aren't typical custard pies is all I can say.

Thank you for the giveaway. I'm in.

My character is Bubbles. He is a quirky and whimsical clown who has a penchant for all things bubble-related. He is known for his bubbly personality and, true to his name, his ability to blow and manipulate bubbles in ways that would leave audiences in awe. Bubbles stands out as a clown who is not only entertaining but also eccentric, as he's always seen chewing a giant piece of bubblegum that never seems to pop.

I'm in. And thank you for another insanely generous giveaway, Doc!

My character is Daffodil M.D.. A human doctor from Mars, with big hair, a big nose and a big heart. She's from a small town in the country who has big aspirations of making it big as a clown doctor in the big city of Clownopolis. She can make balloon animals while also giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation WITH A SINGLE BREATH. She can juggle multiple patients, both metaphorically AND quite literally, while prescribing them any necessary medications, and all the medications she prescribes come in various circus flavours like cotton candy, corn dog, popcorn, ice cream etc. She's also proficient in surgery, both minor and major as well as cosmetic, though her cosmetic surgery simply involve patients having clown noses grafted onto them. And while performing surgery, she's also known to find various comically sized objects in a patients body, like telephones, bananas, clown shoes, really, really long handkerchiefs, you know, the usual clown-like inventory. She drives around on a comically small motorcycle with a side saddle that has way more storage space than one might expect. She inherited it from her grandfather, who was the biggest clown star from her hometown and she hopes to live up to his reputation as a great and honorable clown. She spent years training to become proficient in both the medical and comedic arts and has degrees in neurology, cardiology, surgery, emergency medicine, pediatrics, pie throwing, juggling, stand-up comedy, prop comedy, riding comically small vehicles and balloon artistry.

Spookachu, I choose you!

(Gotta scare 'em all! Spookémon!)

What is Goglodytes? Can I participate?

My character's name is Kabanchik!

He is a small, furry wild pig with stripes on his sides and a smile from ear to ear.

Ability: Can read minds and force others to tell the truth, which can put any liar in an awkward situation.



Thanks for the giveaway =)

Not in due to the chat settings thing, but...

Did almost file a lawsuit due to activity 2 which i misread as "Alien poo-flinging".

Good luck folks!

Poundfoolish steps into the ring.

An aspiring circus perfomer with a Diploma in Clowning from an accredited degree mill, Poundfoolish dreams of one day emulating his idol Pennywise. Having spent months studying Youtube makeup tutorials, Poundfoolish's makeup game is ace.

Thanks as always Doc!

Thank you for the giveaway Doc! I'm in.

My character is ManaTee-Hee, an intelligent manatee astronaut who has decided to make a living as a clown. Once, she was an ordinary manatee, swimming around in the Caribbean, when she was abducted by aliens! This was by accident, the aliens had intended to abduct a submarine, but they made a small error in size perception and mistook her for a submarine. They realized their mistake soon, but they were behind schedule so they just decided not to correct the error and just rolled with it.

Due to their unearthly experiments ManaTee-Hee gained a remarkable boost in intelligence and traveled with the aliens for awhile until they returned her to Earth. The experience made her appreciate the unpredictable, odd and humorous nature of life. She remained an optimistic and happy person through her adventure, and now she wishes to spread unpredictable happiness to others too by working as a clown.

ManaTee-Hee wears a modified astronaut suit, including a fishbowl style helmet with water inside. Due to a complicated array of springs she stands upright in the suit, although this sometimes causes her to wobble around. She sometimes paints the suit and helmet in festive or funny patterns. She is very deft at using her flippers and is learning to juggle although she tends to want to eat whatever she is juggling.