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Fortunately that sole copy contains the schematic for building a top high-end mecha composed mainly by 2 legendary kaijou as an ancient prophecy once foretold...
Post edited February 02, 2016 by REDVWIN
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Unfortunately, that copy has decayed to the point where the schematic is unusable.
Fortunately gog-bear comes into the ring... and punches the alien mother ship back to its bullshit-galaxy where it came from! YEAH!
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Unfortunately, that gog-bear got hit with an HTTP 404 error.
Fortunately, the GOG squirrel is still around.
Unfortunately, I may have just shot him...
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Fortunately, the shot occurred in an anti-physical field in which physical attacks do not work; only magic does. Therefore, the shot had no effect.
Unfortunately, we once again have the tinyE/Puzzlemaster problem.
Fortunately, both reach an agreement were each of them rules half of the Earth.
Unfortunately, they are not very wise rulers.
Fortunately, they have a legion of stupid goblin creatures known as government employees who do all the work and get none of the reward. Suckers!
Unfortunately they have started a riot and everything descents into chaos.
Fortunately, they are rather incompetent and a bunch of cowards. Nothing their overlords couldn't handle.
Post edited February 02, 2016 by Habanerose
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Unfortunately, out of nowhere, Plague Knight shows up and bombs the living hell out of both the overlords.

(This is a Shovel Knight reference.)
Fortunately, this wears down their kaiju powers and sets them back to normal, ending their cruel reign.