Unfortunately, she would then turn into a suckubine.

Fortunately, it appears that she has the ability to reverse the attempted blood sucking, causing the person (or mosquito!) trying to suck blood to lose its blood and suffer harm.

Unfortunately, that was only bloodletting to purge the suckubine's germs.

Fortunately, she's still my concubine then.

Unfortunately, it appears that she is not attracted to you, and therefore has left you.

Fortunately,unfortunately once again it's the Kleetus and Tamamba and dtgreene show.The only problem is Hickory will get jealous.

Fortunately, she bumped into Kleetus and became highly aroused.

Unfortunately, that didn't happen because Kleetus's avatar's hair is too short.

Fortunately, that isn't hair but a foamy gel to prevent impregnation.

Unfortunately, that foamy gel had the opposite effect: You have now impregnated yourself. (This means you will be both the mother and the father of the newborn baby. Note, however, that the baby will not be genetically identical to you.)

Fortunately, I have long had the ability to impregnate myself, meaning that I have an entire army of adorable li'l Kleetus minions who relentlessly track you down and facehug you.

Unfortunately, I have a decent selection of mass damage spells available: TILTOWAIT/Nuclear Blast, Mangar's Mind Blade (I also have the Dreamspell handy, if I need it), Star Burst, etc.; If it's appeared in a classic RPG where it's possible to encounter a large number of enemies in one combat, I have that spell. (Hugs her book of Flare)

Fortunately, you were all out of Anti-Kleetus Minion Elixir no 9 and were facehugged.

You succumbed to your wounds and left faceless, after which the minions looted your inventory to take back to their overlord, Uncle Kleetus.

Unfortunately the minions decided to keep the loot for themselves and took off. Now they are roaming the countryside, causing havoc.
On a side note... how is it you are both their uncle and their father and mother? That is some serious inbreeding going on. I guess it explains your pic though. lol

Fortunately, these were Kleetus Republican Guard Minions, they are not just the best endowed minions but also the most loyal.