Unfortunately everything is glitchy...

Fortunately, the glitches in the game only last for 2 hours.

Unfortunately,a massive storm is overhead and as a result a blackout occurs for 28 hours and the backup generator is blown up after being struck by lightning.

Fortunately, Thor owes me a favor.

Unfortunately Loki is nearby...

Fortunately, as a result of some strange glitch, Loki has 0 HP.

Unfortunately, after 2 hours had passed and the glitches had disappeared, Loki's HP returned back to 3000 HP.

Fortunately, I just rolled a 20.

Unfortunately Thor's favor is about to expire if it is not used quickly.

Fortunately, I immediately decide to use Thor's favor to restore my power.

Unfortunately, Thor's drunk and suddenly assumes you asked him for a "sexual favor".

Fortunately, Loki happened to use his trickster powers at the time to reverse Thor's current condition, not knowing that he's drunk, and thus makes him sober again so that he understands and fixes the power.

Unfortunately,it now becomes apparent that the 20 you rolled earlier was way too low.

Fortunately, Server Reset so we can start this whole anew...

Unfortunately, no one can find the reset button, so your server reset didn't work. Furthermore, you have been hit by the corruption: Your race is now Robber, your class is now Fairy, and your sex is now Dragon.