Fortunately you are now Zero-Gold flying!

Unfortunately, you just hit the bottom of the world, and must now take falling damage.

Fortunately, the program glitched and all that negative damage was added to your base stat HP.

Unfortunately, all that extra HP was enough for your HP to overflow and become negative.

Fortunately that negativity built up into a powerful beacon of light shields that decimated the wandering porcupine's blithering multitude.

Unfortunately, your current HP is now zero and you know what that means!

Fortunately I have a resurrection wand that auto-casts on me on death with an additional 1 day immunity buff.

Unfortunately, that wand is out of charges.

Fortunately I also have a fairy in a bottle.

Unfortunately your fairy is on strike, citing being forced to live in a bottle as 'cruel and unacceptable working conditions'.

Fortunately, as per the terms of its contract, is forced to grant me a wish, and I wish for the game to be reset.


I have a headache today.

Unfortunately, the game happened to be auto-saving at the time you reset, and everything is now corrupted. Your class is now Gnome, your race is now Fighter, and your sex is now Unicorn. Also, you have strange values in your stats, and have a strange list of abilities, including some that aren't normally available to players.

Fortunately, that explains the headache.

Unfortuantely, you seem to be missing the "cure headache" ability.

On the other hand, you do notice an ability called "Manipulate Form" in your ability list.

(I am actually referring to a specific ability that appeared in 3.5e D&D. See the link below for details.)
[url=http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Pun-Pun_(3.5e_Optimized_Character_Build]http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Pun-Pun_(3.5e_Optimized_Character_Build[/url])

fortunately, the DM is in a good mood