Fortunately many of us have perverse personalities and enjoy watching others duke it out.

Unfortunately, the Puzzlemaster got lazy and bribed people to fight for him, while tinyE asked for the help of some fellow Cthulhu cultists, and now the both of them have decided to go get pizza while war breaks out.

Fortunately (?), the pizza was laced with a deadly poison, causing tinyE and the Puzzlemaster to perish.

Unfortunately, tinyE was resurrected by the cultists, and what appeared to be the Puzzlemaster was only a decoy built out of puzzle pieces.

Fortunately, the cultists messed up and resurrected two of his siblings instead, tinyD and tinyP :P

Unfortunately, t

Fortunately, after a long awkward pause, someone is bound to start talking again.

Unfortunately, it's me!

Fortunately, you came to the right place. We've got lots of beer.

Unfortunately, there's no one sober to give you a ride, and driving while drunk is not a good idea,

Fortunately everyone here is trustworthy and peaceful.

Unfortunately for my designated driver, I'm 650 miles (~1,000km) from home.

Fortunately, someone just dropped off a prototype of a new human teleportation technology.

Fortunately he is robot and doesn't mind driving.

Unfortunately Vitek and the robot are out of order and don't try to fix mistake or blame me.