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Posted January 06, 2013
great, corny jokes are alive again! :D

here's mine:
there are two fish in the aquarium, and the one ask the other: dude, do you know how to drive this thing?
Posted January 06, 2013
Why are turds tapered?

So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
Posted January 06, 2013
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
Posted January 07, 2013
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Kunovski: great, corny jokes are alive again! :D
here's mine:
there are two fish in the aquarium, and the one ask the other: dude, do you know how to drive this
thing?
Was it really the word you were looking for? ;-)
(Or is it part of the joke that you used specifically this word instead of a certain other?)
Posted January 07, 2013
As I took the packet of rubbers up to the sales counter, I realised that the cashier was a very attractive blonde.

As she smiled at me and I handed them over, I felt myself blush.

I hate going to Staples!
Posted January 07, 2013
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Kunovski: great, corny jokes are alive again! :D
here's mine:
there are two fish in the aquarium, and the one ask the other: dude, do you know how to
drive this
thing?
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DrIstvaan: Was it really the word you were looking for? ;-)
(Or is it part of the joke that you used specifically this word instead of a certain other?)
:D, yeah, you just made me realize what the joke was all about :D sorry!

EDIT: I didn't want to copy-paste the joke so I rephrased and made a total idiot of myself ;) but the way I understood it it was funny too! (slightly less than the original obviously ;o)
Post edited January 07, 2013 by Kunovski
Posted January 23, 2013
Did you hear? They're going to merge Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, and make the biggest time wasting website ever.

They're going to cal it, You Twit Face.
Posted January 25, 2013
If a fireman fights fires, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

GEXK-9XQH-WLV8-Q6YW
Posted January 25, 2013
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anjohl: If a fireman fights fires, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

GEXK-9XQH-WLV8-Q6YW
+1

NR
Posted January 25, 2013
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anjohl: If a fireman fights fires, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

GEXK-9XQH-WLV8-Q6YW
Kumquats? (Code redeemed by ninja or maybe not nevermind)
Post edited January 25, 2013 by Gazoinks
Posted January 25, 2013
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anjohl: If a fireman fights fires, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

GEXK-9XQH-WLV8-Q6YW
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ErekoseDM: +1

NR
NR?
Posted January 25, 2013
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anjohl: If a fireman fights fires, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
For freedom? or the freedom?

Thank you! ;p
Post edited January 25, 2013 by Stooner
Posted January 25, 2013
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anjohl: NR?
Not Redeemed
Posted January 25, 2013
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anjohl: NR?
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JMich: Not Redeemed
Ah, got ya. Kindof new to the forum code giveaways. Kindof.
Posted January 25, 2013
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JMich: Not Redeemed
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anjohl: Ah, got ya. Kindof new to the forum code giveaways. Kindof.
No worries, and thank you for the Treasure Hunt.

Now to continue the gifting, let's see what I have available.
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