Wait, what did I do?

Halflings, Day 15

Not just spiders all over the place. Other critters too.

TS

See attached for the ultimate computer put down. :)

You attacked me. :(

FYI: I'm going to be on vacation next week, starting ~26th and running through ~31st. I plan to take my laptop with me, but I can't guarantee I'll have internet access and time to play my turns.

At worst, I should be able to play on 25th and 1st.

Most of you will be seeing this message in multiple threads, since you're in all the games I'm in. I want to make sure the announcement is made in each game thread.

Me? Where?

Remember that stray orc you killed? That was mine. I messaged you on the same turn, calling it rude.

You did not and I killed no orc as far as I know (except one independent bunch in camp). :-)
I think you are mistaking me with someone or I missed a lot in my turn.
What units I killed it with?

It's like listening to an old married couple bickering...

Then I either walked in it by accident or have Alzheimer.

A review of the scouting reports indicates that certain scouts can't tell Mariner's yellow from Gabby's white. These useless scouts have been summarily executed.

Also, Mimo, not Vitek, is the meanie head.

TS

Now my feelings are hurt. I liked it better when you two were playing the roles of Mr. and Mrs. Bicker McBickerson and vowing death and destruction upon each others imaginary empires.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. First the wedding, THEN the divorce. ...Orc killer. :(

We won The Battle of Legends this turn.

Turn sent.

Necking, Day 17

It seems almost a shame to turn down such an amusingly impudent proposal.

Halflings, Day 16 (the correct day in the Halfling calendar!)

Not much happened today. Evened a petty score. Exacted revenge for losing an epic battle of titans too. That felt good. Old McDonald had a weapon and PITCHFORK was its name. Don't mess with farmers.

Freaking spiders are everywhere. Getting a little scary. What is the point of walls with all these damn spiders everywhere.

TS