Banned because I'm everyone's bro.

Except for Mr e, of course, he takes it the wrong way, both literally and figuratively.

I think he's a homoerectus or something like that.

Banned for being a homo while being erectus.

Banned, because you are talking to an extinct species...

Banned because HeresMyAccount did the right thing. Banning Kleetus means caging him from some of the evil hands of humanity!

Banned because my reputation has been dropping like a rock for some reason.

Banned for having a bad rep.

Banned for being an angry bird... without a face.

Banned because I'm sorry to hear about your falling rep.

Banned for showing sympathy.

Banned for showing your little willy!

Banned for not Freeing Willy.

Banned for not freeing Dr. Wily!

Banned for making deals with mad doctors.

Banned for not making deals with mad doctors.