Banned because the Steam merge is only going to throw miserable third-rate leftovers to us, for games, like randoms and indies, instead of AAAs or Steam exclusive titles, GRRRRR, at a snail's pace, too ROAAARR!

Banned because you are pretty much getting free games from GoG, so there`s no reason to complain about that.

Banned for not realizing that they're not really free games, you just can get a GOG copy of a game you already own on Steam.

Banned for not appreciating that you don't need to pay for them again.

Banned for buying them on Steam in the first place.

Banned for letting off steam.

Banned for steaming.

Banned because I prefer baked.

Banned for baking and kneading.

Banned for needing to get baked.

Banned, because "I am baking to be needed" (local idiom), instead!

Banned for baking to need.

Banned, because cephalopods don't need to be baked (nor should they).

EDIT: Now ban me for having been ninja'd.

Banned for succumbing to martial arts.

Banned because Max Von Kleetus won't bee my bro.