banned for thinking fashion is a statement when in truth it is what is being used to control our thoughts by the aliens from adromada .... (hides with tin hat to protect brain from nasty aliens)

Banned for not making sense. You aren't even making dollars.

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Banned because what if I really am Ethan Bradberry?

Banned, because my internet connection suddenly broke down hours ago and i was struggling for several hours non-stop, to reset my modem, restore connection and tamper with settings, settings, settings...

Banned for making excuses and not having backup internet.

Banned for being a slack jawed yokel

Banned for having tight jaws and not yokelling.

Banned for eating skunk with his folk

Banned for blatant implication of anti-skunk sympathies.

Banned for sympathizing with anti-skunks.

Banned because hedgehogs are cuter than skunks and don't smell so bad.

Banned because guinea pigs are cuter than hedgehogs and they don't have needles.

Banned, because badgers are the best and mr badger is my favourite from the wind in the willows :p

Banned, because your lack of care is troubling.