Banned because it's a weird close-up, so it's hard to see the detail, and I have a vague idea of about three or four things that it could be, but none of them require any comment.

^ banned for commenting about not making a comment

^ Banned because i'm still missing the paperwork from the last case you solved! I want it on my desk by the end of the week.

^ banned, because I just dumped the contents of the shredder onto your desk... I put the pieces of the case together and now you'll have to piece it back together yourself

^ Banned for possibly being Ollie North

Banned because the Contra games don't mention the Iran-Contra debacle.
Banned because I used Google search on the deer one he had and immediately regretted it.
Banned because people ignoring my crush will decrease the number of suitors I have to compete with.

^ Banned for multiquoting without a MultiAss

I solved the case...twas a closeup of a portion of the (now removed) first screenshot for Loi The Lover

Banned for having multiple asses.

Banned for using mules for labor.

Banned because mules can't go into labour by definition.

Banned for animal abuse

Banned because some of them want to be abused. - Annie Lennox

^ banned for being that sort of animal

Banned for photographing beautiful ladies with moles.

^ banned for under-appreciating the beauty-amplifying effects of strategically located moles on already attractive human females