Banned for getting us all banned with that ruling.

^ Banned for maturity.

^ banned for purity

Banned with impunity.

^ banned for impertinence

Banned for having a inflated sense of importance.

^ banned for not understanding that you are also important

Banned for telling him that, so that it goes to his head.

Banned for wanting it to go to my feet.

Banned because these donuts will go straight to my thighs.

Banned because it's better to get pissed on than pissed off.

Banned for promoting my anti-fetish.

Banned for being anti-matter.

^ banned for being protostar

Banned because I'm trying to get through Super Mario Land for the Gameboy. It's pretty weird for a Mario game. The fireball is basically a melee weapon, the ground is really slippery, and the platforming is pretty stiff. And the invincibility star plays the can-can music (by Offenbach).

Edit: and you can't do the running slide like you can in the other Mario games. Pressing down while running just makes you stop abruptly.

Banned for not playing that game 35 years ago, like everyone else.