Banned for refusing to be credited for inserting the Marilyn Monroe portraits into the SEGA video game "Shinobi"

^ banned, because her actual name, Norma Jeane Mortenson, is seldom acknowledged

Banned because the real last name of Olivia Wilde is "Cockburn".

^ banned, because Mary Phelps Jacob was the creator of the modern brassiere

Banned for wearing one.

Banned for knowing what Victoria's secret is, and keeping the secret for yourself.

^ banned for witnessing me wearing that cute girl named Mary

Banned for butchering and skinning a girl named Mary.

^ banned for taking things so literally, anyone there could tell that she was a bit "clingy"

(actually, it was rather awesome)

:D

EDIT:

GOG, You are banned for the double-post!

Banned for getting a 241 deal.

^ banned for abbreviating 2 for 1 as, "241" (the square root of which is an irrational number)

Banned because the square roots of most numbers are irrational numbers, so that's nothing special.

^ banned for not being anyone special

Banned because HMA is still special to me.

^ Yes, I admit that HMA is special, just like everyone else. You should be banned, for making it necessary for me retract my previous statement.