Banned for getting tricked by a hut.

Banned because Jabba is immune to Jedi mind tricks.

Banned for assuming le_Chev was talking about Jabba.

Banned because it was most obvious that he was. Everything else would be speculation.

^ Banned for speculating on what is obvious.

Banned for specification of what is oblivious.

^Banned for being an obvious scammer. I'm sure we get his account when we give him our credit card number.

Banned for giving your password in an alley and letting me overhear as I pass by, which is how I hijacked your Runescape account and emptied your bank. I dropped all contents thereof just outside the South exit of town for my own account to pick up.

Banned because my password for everything, including GoG is Your_mom_420_69

^ banned because it has just been successfully amended

Banned for having his password tatooed on his back.

Banned because how else would I remember it? I might not be able to see it, but that's another problem for another day.

^ banned for not mentioning that you password is tattooed backward on your reverse side... how else would you read it in the mirror?

Since Blair Witch 2 we all know that typing in commands backwards does not result in a error, but in showing footage that would be hidden otherwise.
... banned because now I am depressed. Lost two hours of my life watching that garbage.

Banned for staring at a trashcan for a long time.