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Banned for waxing the mop instead of the floor.
Banned for waxing your forehead. Buy a hair clipper, Dude.
Banned because my hair is so thick I need a tree trimmer to cut it.
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le_chevalier: Banned for waxing your forehead. Buy a hair clipper, Dude.
Banned for wanting me to staple a hair clipper on my forehead which would look very silly.
^ banned for not banning J Lo... now I'll have to do that also!

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J Lo: Banned because my hair is so thick I need a tree trimmer to cut it.
^ banned for being a freaky hippy
Banned for having a freaky hip.
Banned for mistaking a stuffed cargo pocket for some kind of growth.
Banned for not growing, but addint pieces to gain height.

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J Lo: Banned because my hair is so thick I need a tree trimmer to cut it.
Banned for using a slice from his hair as kitchen table.
Banned for riding a live meat-table off a cliff and expecting it to not grow wings.
^ banned for grow wing older each day
Banned for not being sure what to say when the table swears to a life of murder.
Banned for assisting the table with its evil schemes.
Post edited August 04, 2023 by neumi5694
^ Banned for populating your fantasy presidential cabinet with actual cabinets
Banned for getting eaten by a trunk.
Banned for getting hit by a truck.