Also banned for misspelling "loud".

Band fore halving a bitter spelling chequer.

Baned fur chicken yore spilling et al.

Banned for losing your job as a witchfinder, because of your spell-checking skill or lack thereof.

^ banned, because he was burned at the stake by order of king Radovid for the same reason

Banned for listening to Witchfinder General

banned for being ninjaed

Banned for stealing my job.

Banned for translating the episode "Remember me" in Star Trek TNG to german, translating "mist" with ... well "Mist".
That gives the sentence "What kind of mist is this?" a whole new meaning.

Banned for reminding me of the Mystery Gang. I would like to see an animated Scooby-doo film with horror tropes that push the PG-13 rating as far as it goes.

Banned for not preferring rated X Scooby-doo films.

^ banned for wanting to Scooby Doo it with your rule 34 reference

^Banned because I had the wrong tab open.

^ banned for improper use of Windows keyboard shortcuts

Banned for closing doors without opening windows.