Banned for thinking that's a special accomplishment. It's always an accident!

^ banned because one could substitute the word achievement with the word accomplishment in your post above and the sentence would work just as well

^Banned for not finding anything wrong in the previous post.

Banned for being critical of our lord and saviour (Hooyaah)

Banned for letting a savior lord over us.

Banned for whatever reason I feel like, which will be specified at some undetermined time.

^Banned so the story can continue.

Banned, because we want to leave you hanging off a cliff, suspended for the rest of us.

Banned for celebrating Festivus for the rest of us.

^ banned for further inflicting yourself upon us

Banned because once upon a time, your affliction was inflicted further than you'd anticipated.

^ banned because banning you isn't worth the hassle of completing the reCAPTCHA anymore

Banned because when I chose to buy The Little Mermaid on blu-ray today, I had a choice of "Diamond Edition" for $27 or "Diamond Edition 3D" for $17. As always, the 3D disk goes in the trash because 3D TVs were never worth it, I never had one, and I don't know anyone who did.

^ banned, because sometimes, quite unexpectedly, you make good sense

Banned for making LegoDnD blush.