Banned, because you're the 50001st user to be banned. You must be feeling special.

^ banned because that's a lame reason to ban someone

EDIT: (thank you for not touching him to determine how he actually "felt")

^banned for not participating in the parade

^ banned because parading around sans clothing is not my idea of "freedom"

Banned for embracing your casual bondage.

^banned because we can't filter your post about bondage and old men. What if a kid with vivid immagination read it?

Banned because this is no country for bondage.

Banned for describing a paradise.

Banned because there's trouble there.

Banned because here's trouble here.

^ banned for not imprisoning LegoDnD

HOOYAAH keeps forum stalking me, every thread I open to leave my mark on- HOOYAAH is right there!
Clearly only banning their account can solve the problem, followed by exile to the gulag.

^ banned for exposing my working relationship with the Mossad on a public forum

Banned for using gulags.

^ banned for being so easy to ninja