Banned for not publishing your review after eating Lego.

Banned because now I'm mute after eating them.

Banned for not taking precautions before eating Lego

Banned because what precautions would they be?

^ banned for not knowing that the primary precaution to take before eating Lego is to keep your mouth closed and breathe through your nose (You might want to hold your hand over your closed mouth and not Lego.)

EDIT: The second precaution, is to vacate any area where Lego are present.

Banned.

^ banned for skipping three members above you to ban Vikk50

Banned for not recognizing the importance of my conviction.

^ banned because, your conviction was swift, yet your sentence will be a long twenty year term without parole

Banned for encouraging a prison escape.

Banned for going to prison in the first place.

Banned for prison-shaming.

Banned because I wonder if this guy who called 911 is actually going to prison.

^ banned, for making us all wonder the same thing

Banned because we're all going to Wonderland.