^ banned, for thinking that I would be rushin' in to do such a thing

Banned for abusing the ninja arts.

^ banned for appreciating the ninja FineARTS

Banned for thinking that such skilled fighters would resort to using flatulence as a weapon.

Banned for forgetting the McBonald's "silent butt deadly" McNinja Burger.

^ banned because you replied, "No." to, "Do you want an apple pie with that?"

Banned for gorging on McNinja Burgers until you grew an organic jetpack.

^ banned for consuming so many sugar-free gummy bears that... well, just remember to never eat too many again

Banned because I could have used your culinary advice a moment ago. I just ate a bagel, but I don't know if it was blueberry or mould. I guess I'll find out if I get sick.

^ banned, because some bakeries might actually decrease "shrink" or even make a profit by selling moldy bagels after adding over-ripe blueberries and marketing them as "blueberry bagels"

^Banned for knowing dark bakery secrets

Banned because this cream horn tastes weird. Is there something wrong with it?

Banned for eating a cream horn out of the dumpster.

Banned for not knowing what's goooooooood

^ banned for being a deceased dumpster diver