Banned for stealing the tank's hubcaps.

^ banned because the The The M4 Sherman Medium Tank did not receive "hubcaps" as part of the manufacturing process

EDIT: (And, there are no recorded incidences of crews adding them later as an affectation.)

Banned because I just read a chapter which was like 80% of the damn book. What kind of idiot writes that way?

Banned because it's the kind of idiot who doesn't know how books work.

Banned because books are obviously meant to be eaten.

^ banned because books are to be digested, that is true... however, the organ to be employed for their proper and intended digestion is the human brain, not the stomach

Banned for never trying the colossal huntsman's book-lungs as a side-dish just because you'd have to catch it yourself.

^ banned because you posted there

Banned because you posted here.

Banned

^ banned, for not posting a reason, "Why the person above you should be banned"

Banned because sometimes the reason speaks for itself, and there is no need to express it verbally.

Banned because that's right.

^ banned because ignorance of the reason is no reason at all

Banned because I can't decide whether you're ignorant or just apathetic. Frankly, I don't know and I don't care.